Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
01
“Snooki is pregnant!? You know what, good for her. She’s proving all of her haters wrong.” Right, she’s proving them very RIGHT.
29
What is that thumping noise? You’re either taking Leap Day literally or Chad has stopped by for “brunch” again.
28
“Why Tuesday?! That’s a week away and my vajayjay is already overgrown!” So I see you’re getting into politics…
22
“It’s a fact, I have a better chance of sleeping with our yoga teacher because I don’t fart in class.” Instead I get to hear them.
21
