Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
03
“Helmets ruin the Super Bowl for me when all they really do is hide Tom Brady’s gorgeous face.” Concussions are SO overrated.
02
“Groundhog Day is a real thing?! So there are people who keep living the same day over and over?!” Yep, and that person is me.
23
“At one point he held my hand and squeezed it 3 times. I think he was saying ‘I love you!'” I think he was saying “I just farted.”
20
“I’m a vegetarian now! Except for chicken, I love chicken…and fish…and bacon…and crab cakes…” I guess I’m a vegetarian too.
19
“American Idol is finally back! I’m making it official, I’m gonna audition next week!” The auditions were pre-taped 6 months ago.
