Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
21
“Christmas tree lights on or off while we’re out of town? I say off. No idea why.” Thanks for accidentally saving my life.
20
“I saw a terrorist at Forever 21 today!” What?! “She was wearing sandals with socks!” A fashion terrorist. I should’ve known.
19
“Oh thank God, for a second I thought I read Kim Kardashian died!” Nope, just an evil dictator that sort of looks like her mom.
16
“What I’m about to tell you is going to change the world. Britney Spears is engaged!” I guess I’ll go prepare for this new world.
15
“Hey Siri, will you remind me not to have sex with Chad tonight?” So I see a phone has replaced my banging on the ceiling.
