Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
14
“I’m blanking, who discovered the world was round again? I mean flat–wait, did he think–yeah, flat–wait–” Christopher Columbus.
13
“What does it mean to be Lacoste Intolerant again?” The inability to wear a preppy shirt.
12
“I know we got Bin Laden, but my question is did we ever get the bastards who flew the planes?” This feels like a trick question.
09
“I finally came up with a gazillion dollar idea. Ready?” No. “Friendship bracelets for dogs!” That’s only a billion dollar idea.
08
“If a car is out of gas, can you fart into it to make it drive?” Meet you in the parking lot in 10.
