“There are these billboards everywhere saying the world’s coming to an end on Friday!” Does Harry Potter happen to be on them?

“I’m so sore! It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.” And once again you haven’t referenced that lyric correctly.

“He kept saying his name instead of using ‘I’. What’s that called again? Same person? Talking person?” 3rd person (Charlie sighs).

“Major dilemma, do I date the guy with the iPhone or the Blackberry?” Dare I throw a third into the mix? http://twitpic.com/5n3bfi

“What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?” Didn’t you get a nose–“And you know my nose job doesn’t count.” Well okay.