“Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head.” We had very different childhoods.

“He said he was French Canadian? Wait, France and Canada aren’t even near each other!” Wait, neither is Africa and America!

“Well if you still have diarrhea tomorrow we need to get you some of that Exlax stuff.” Putting out the fire with gasoline, huh?

“What?! I can’t believe she pulled a runaway bride on Hefner!” I know, if Hef can’t make it work what hope do the rest of us have?

(while throwing up) “I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.” I’m pretty impressed you had the determination to say it like that.