13
“I saw that guy from downstairs at the gay pride parade.” Liar! I was with my friend Angel all day. See! http://twitpic.com/5b43j1
10
“I heard that if you slip the DMV 100$, they’ll use any photo you want for your license!” I’m on my way! http://twitpic.com/59nf2q
09
“Wait a minute, he said he loves ‘the Boss’s’ music, but he doesn’t even have a job! Totally busted!” Google Bruce Springsteen.
08
“Aunt Kara, can I sue a guy cause I threw out my neck giving him a blow job?” Better question: What does Aunt Kara do for a living?
03
“Scariest movie ever! We’re so sleeping in the same bed tonight.” Be right up, just need to moisturize and put my retainer in.