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“How much did that gluten stuff in food cost before they made it free?” Oh man, you don’t even wanna know.
10
Your tips on “how to look sexy on an elliptical machine,” got me the phone number of a 58 year old named Hans. Did I do it right?
09
“Oh my God, and when he pulled out, he came all over my Haylie Duff pillow!” WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!!! http://bit.ly/htiGrq
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(phone) “Mom, can you wire me more money so I can buy you flowers for Mother’s Day?” When did you get to be so smart?
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“Let’s get Cinco loco on Saturday!” Last year you celebrated on the 8th, this year the 7th. In two years I’ll be a proud neighbor.