“I’d never kiss a guy if he got me something from Kay. But jewelry from Tiffany, blow job fo sho.” I’d like to see that commercial.

“Let’s think long and hard and not just pick some stupid name.” It took naming your vibrator to use a successful double entendre.

“Yes, it’s over! Rewind to the halftime show so we can watch on repeat.” I’ve got a feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a long night.

“Where’s Tony Romo and Tom Brady? Aren’t we watching football, what is this shit?!” Roethlisberger’s beard doesn’t do it for you?

“Rachel Zoe needs to find these teams better outfits. This yellow’s seriously offensive.” I bet the Steelers call her at halftime.