Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
07
“Let’s think long and hard and not just pick some stupid name.” It took naming your vibrator to use a successful double entendre.
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These things take a lot of thought . . . I’m glad they’re taking this seriously
oh sure. think long and hard girls. think long and hard. wait, you can think?
pahahaha….long and hard.
That’s what she said ;)
still thinking long and hard huh.
…I’m at a loss for words.
My vote is for naming it John Goodman.
You did NOT just say that.
ewww charlie!
I vote Alex DeLarge.
And if they name it Charlie McDowell?
*Head Asplodes*
My vote’s for John Stamos or Gerard Butler.
Stupid “name” as in singular? I really hope they each have their own…
I dunno, I could see them sharing literally everything they own
..eww.
That really is a disturbing thought…
It’s why God invented dishwashers….
Yeah, no on the dishwasher scheme.
To be frank, I got that from CSI
Wow…. I never knew people named their vibrators… This must be some super awesome vibrator they just got for it to warrant a name….
seriously. i read a book where the heroine named her vibrator Carlos and then called that name out in bed when she finally slept with the hero. can you say awkward?
Please tell me they aren’t sharing it
much like the other’s my first thought was “OMG tell me they aren’t sharing a vibrator!!! EWWWWW!”
omfg that would be weird but kinda hot
well at least they know its name before they have sexual intercourse…. if you can call it that.
dick hammerstein
hi im 12 wats a vibrater???
you don’t need to know…..
-.-
Oh my…how did you hear of this site in the first place? I don’t blame you because these ditzy girls are rather funny, but sometimes some of the posts aren’t age friendly.
Pretty sure it was a joke guys. “i’m 12 and wat is this?” is a common joke on the interwebs.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this
*facepalm*
My mental gears just clicked. It all makes sense now. Thanks for the link. :)
wow…a vibrator post on my birthday. haha these girls never fail to make me laugh :)
Happy Birthday other Taylor!
Thank you other Taylor!!!
Happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Good Vibes on your birthday
happy birthday to you
My middle name is Taylor!
Happy happy birthday to you!
-/singing-
Thank you very much!
We have the same birthday ^.^
Happy Birthday!!
Hey it’s my birthday too! :D (not even kidding)
Happy birthday you guys!
WHERE IS ALICIA’S POEM???!!!! :(
But can you really blame her for not wanting to write a poem about this one??
I just posted it!!
3 posts yesterday? must be my birthday.:D
Perhaps they can name it after that stuffed animal that just couldn’t be thrown away.
That or Big McLargehuge.
YES!!!! I went straight to poor old fluffy too!
I think they should name it Pringles. Because once you pop you just can’t stop. They could even decorate a Pringles can and use it as a….. I have gone too far. I apologize.
-Also, I am in no way affiliated with Pringles and am sure they would disapprove of this message.
… Oh gosh, really they have to name it? My first thought when I read the first part of the post was “Oh God! Are they naming a baby?” and then I read the rest and thought “…”
I thought you were talking about baby names,
But very quickly my thoughts were changed.
You were talking about your vibrator and what to name it,
Honestly, how do you come up with this shit?
That’s one of the wierdest things that I’ve ever heard,
That double entendre was just straight up absurd.
I think this is the first time I’ve ever commented on one of your poems, but I’ve always enjoyed them ^^
Thanks, Emory.
“just straight up absurd” made me lol :D love your poems Alicia!
are these quotes actually all true?!?! if they are.. then dayum, there are some dumbass chicks out there xD
Name it Jon Stamos. Or Gerard Burlter. haha.
Fun Fact: In 2005 the most popular vibrator name was Dick Sweat, named after the former New Hampshire congressman Dick Swett.
Words fail me.
D:D:D:
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
woow. the girls
Cool name ;)
Does this mean that poor abused stuffed animal is officially retired? If so, I suggest cremation while this noble piece of latex and wires takes on the beloved spot in our girl’s er, em, heart.
Jon Sex-most.
Ger-hard Buttler.
Morgan Semen.
Justin Timb-GetLaid
Sex Meyers.
Robert Endowed Jr.
Brad Clit.
Billy Bob Horny.
You are a genius
Soooo, what did they decide on?
I believe they’re still thinking long and hard.
Two words: Oh dear.
Just caught the “long and hard” that I could have turned into something….
…I am so glad I do not live there. Charlie, you should be made a saint for this.
O_o, what the… NAMING THEIR VIBRATOR… Wow. I didn’t know that was so highly important to do.
o geez
Flintstone. Long running show that was founded in bedrock.
Okay, so the show was the Flintstones.
Charlie!
This is rolling on the floor funny! Its pretty neat to read your posts everyday and see how someone can take an otherwise annoying situation and make it so great! :)
soo, whatd they actually name it?
I believe they’re still thinking long and hard!
heyyy am i the only one who wishes that charlie would talk to us???
Hey Charlie, I think the hoe (and many others) wants you to comment.
Hoe and others, I’m sorry, it’s my mama’s birthday!
Oh well then that is an ok excuse considering she brought Charlie & his humor into the world.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
So what DID they name it?
Charlie, I’ve had a really bad and you haven’t posted at all and I’m kinda really upset and with you would.
*wish
They talk as if they’ve mis-named their vibrator before.
(Shared?… *is hoping not*)
Holden McCrotch.
If ever I had to name a vibrator, I’d name it Happenis.
But that would have to be a special vibrator, since MOST things have surnames. I mean “Happenis” would have to be the Madonna of vibrators.
Or Oprah.
So, if it had to have a real name, I’d name it Love Hah Penis.
Am I the only one who feels the need to wish Charlie’s mama a happy birthday?
You children should be ashamed of yourselves!
o.o
Casino 1297212282…
Casino 1297212282…
Hehe… Right when I saw long and hard I cracked up. I almost puked when I saw the rest..
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as invariably, i love yourpoints! :)…
Aw no post yesterday =(
Ah well, I’ll let you off since you posted so many on the weekend =)
And Happy Birthday to your mama, Charlie!
The teacher next door… http://middleschoolwhat.blogspot.com/
They SHARE a vibrator? I’m sorry, that’s just… wrong.
ok so I am really wondering WHAT they are really naming? God help us, and it, if they got a living creature to name!!!
Peter Goezinya