Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I like beyond hate Valentine’s Day. Who wants to celebrate only fucking one person?” I’m hoping my girlfriend.
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Happy singles awareness day :D
Too true. What better way to celebrate it than with close friends. :)
Happy Anna Howard Shaw day!
Happy SAD?
You’re an MLIAer aren’t you?
MLIA-ers UNITE! :)
Happy Forced Affection Day!
I’m thinking the people who don’t worry about STDs enjoy celebrating only **being with** one person… Just sayin’
Happy Valentine’s Day Charlie! Even though I wish WE were together.
Valentines Day is the only day of the year I question whether my choice to remain a bitty harpy till the end of days was right.
* Bitter
I prefer bitty harpy.
you have a girlfriend, Charlie? that’s so great! Happy Valentine’s Day!
The other thing they said was they wanted to “hide in Lady Gaga’s egg pod thingy for Valentine’s Day?”
What? how would one do that?
Lady Gaga came into the Grammy Awards in an “egg pod thingy.” Ya that’s right, I’m hip.
A sexy, sexy pod thingy.
Charlie would you be the one to carry them in on lady gagas egg throne thing? i hear craigslist has some people you could hire for that!;)
I wouldn’t know. I watched Pirates of the Carribean last night on ABC Family. Ya, that’s right, I’m not cool.
Oh my gosh, i did too!
Oh… My gosh. I freaking want that egg. I agree with those girls to a small degree. I want that freaking egg!!! D:
So much…
… Am I the only one that immediately thought “Wait, Charlie has a girlfriend?”
Sorry, Ali. I accidentally clicked reply.
I think she actually called it a “womb”, but I doubt your upstairs buddies could even tell you what, exactly, a womb is. Other than Lady Gaga’s “egg pod thingy” perhaps…
awww charlie! you have a girl friend! i bet you guys are really cute!
His girlfriend is Rooney Mara. There’s pictures of them online.
I thought she was dating Josh Pence?
HOLY CRAP! i id not know that charlie was a director! i took him for a computor softwear guy!
I think that this is the deepest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
You can still be worried. What if the one person she’s having sex with, isn’t you?
whoa…double sarahs
That’s because Sarah is everyone’s name and it drives me insane. I’m going to go crazy and end up changing my name to something ridiculous
Try Le-ah. It’s pronounced “ledasha.” Apparently, “the dash ain’t silent.”
I’m not really sure Saint Valentine would concur with the GAM…
Do you think they’d hop out of Lady Gaga’s egg pod and celebrate Valentine’s Day if it were renamed “Drifter’s Christmas”? It sounds like a holiday they could get behind.
You know…this isn’t that stupid of a thing to say, I kind of agree haha
I’m intrigued… it seems like you’ve gone an awful long time without mentioning said girlfriend. Is this a new relationship?
Not that we have any right to your private life… only your neighbors’.
I can never decide if I’m grateful I don’t have to listen to every god awful thing my neighbors say, or if I’m insanely jealous I can’t spy on them like you do. Lol
Happy Singles Awareness Day!
I really hope you showed your girlfriend the best spot to hear the GAM. :)
So I’m guessing “peep boys” guy and “Tiffany blow-job” guy are two different people, then?
haha good point
And back pimple guy
Someone I care about crushed any feelings I had left today. So it’s safe to say that today just became the rotten cherry on top of an already horrible year for me.
im sorry :( happy singles awareness day
hey. the guy I’ve sort of liked for quite a while (read couple of years) asked me last Sat, “where’s the best place to go for V-day?” coz he wants to take out the girl he’s been trying to woo for a few months.
Granted that we are now more friends than potential couple but you don’t have to ask ME about it when you know i used to (and a little bit still do) have something for you.
Probably not as bad as your situation though Taylor D. Hang in there, once you really find that special person, all these other people will seem trivially unimportant.
I once read something a little girl wrote that said “No boy is worth crying over, but the one that is, won’t make you cry!” Kinda sums it all up.
I found out yesterday that my supposed best friend and ex boyfriend of less than a week was making out with a girl in the parking lot :) Valentines Day is great
I saw my ex boyfriend making out with my best friend from the seventh grade [we’re now seniors in high school] in the middle of lunch. I think I got back at him pretty good by making out with his sister.
Awwww cheer up since everybody knows that if you crush someone’s feelings on this day then that just means they are a douchebag! No one with a real heart would ever do something like that! And besides, it’s just the beginning of the year :D ! I’m sure everyone here would agree you’re going to find love one day… We just hope you won’t end up with one of these girls =P
I love valentines day…just saying
Barf
agreed anti-valentines day person
Charlie has a girlfriend? Sigh. The good ones are always taken
Just like parking spaces…
Truer words were never spoken, my friend.
omg whoever you are. i love you. welll, ur personality… (not the creepy awkward stalker kind of way…) just saying.
There’s another saying along those lines:
Guys are like public toilets: all the good ones are already taken. The rest are either broken, or full of crap.
In answer to the GAM question…. People who aren’t sluts/manwhores.
Oh, and Happy Singles Awareness Day. Yay for those of us who don’t have to spend obscene amounts of money on gifts. :D
I got my boyfriend a book by his favorite astronomer. It wasn’t an obscene amount, just about $12 dollars.
Very true, books and the like aren’t expensive at all. I just know there are some people out there who don’t seem to be happy unless you spend a significant chunk of change on something.
True true!
I spent $5.59 on 11 bags of candy corn. Who knew they sold that all year round? Lol.
Happy Singles Awareness Day!! I had SunChips with lunch and thought of you guys :p
Happy SAD! i spent nothing! Apparently the GAM spent a LOT.
Nothing’s better than spending Singles Awareness Day with a bud, playing vidya games and watching Chow Yun-Fat in Hard Boiled. Good stuff. Anyway, I love this site and I come here everyday for a good laugh and smile, first time commenting though. Just thought I’d show some appreciation.
Witty comment
Well, this isn’t what I had expected. I thought one of them would be happy to spend valentine’s day with that back pimple fellow Has that ended already?
I work at Olive Garden. Not only did I get some pretty shitty tips but I got to witness one woman dumping salad on a dude and another two get in a huge fight with one storming out. Oh how I hate Vday.
Apart from the crappy tips, that actually sounds like a pretty interesting night
Today sucks
Happy cliched-baby-making Day!!
(Nine months from now there will be a slight spike in birth rates due to this lovely little holiday. Case and point: My boyfriend freaked out when he realized his birthday is almost exactly nine months after valentines day! ^__^)
**I have no proof to back up my theory, but it sounds funny nonetheless!
…at least, -I- think so.
My birthday is almost exactly 9 months from Valentine’s Day, knowing my parents, no shocker there. It’s like the only day of the year they had sex.
My birthday’s 9 months and 6 days after 4th of July if that means anything.. I was hoping for a super funny post today to try to make me smile but I guess not :/ Hopefully I’m not the only person who spent today crying.
well, you know, I’m surprised no one’s brought up the whole “I don’t celebrate it because it’s commercialistic crap and I’d rather surprise the gf on a random day” argument.
Am I the only one that immediately thought “Wait, Charlie has a girlfriend?” No offense, Chuck, but the whole blog about things your neighbor’s say in private…
wait…why’d you call him chuck? who’s chuck?
Only a whore would say that…
I’m sorry, ignore my comment. It was a small bit to harsh.
not quite sure it was too harsh
I probably could have put it nicer, but I couldn’t have been the only one surprised…
I’d just like to say, Shortly after Alicia started doing poems on the posts, others have started to copy. I can’t speak for Alicia as well, but in my opinion, go get your own show, quick mimicking others just so you can get a small compliment. Kthx. <3
It’s all good in the hood, bro. Chillax some.
The girls above Charlie don’t like Valentine’s Day,
They don’t believe in just one person, they want more play.
That’s no way to ever find their soul mates, Let alone a respectable date.
Hope you all had a day full of love,
And if you’re single, don’t worry, you’ll rise above.
I <3 your poems. ROCK ON ALICIA! :)
What about their birthday?
Happy (belated) Valentine’s Day, Charlie! I hope you and your girlfriend had a great day.
The Teacher Next Door… http://middleschoolwhat.blogspot.com/
only one sad that charlie has a girlfriend?
Not if you’ve read all the other comments above yours. Seriously, were I Charlie, I’d be more than a little freaked out.
Sounds kind of harsh for a first post, sorry. I don’t mean it that way really.
all of this makes me wonder what ELSE Charlie cyould hear going on…
Yes bacause nothing says romance like celebrating the day someone got their head chopped off. *sigh* So romantic….
Alicia? I don’t know what the time is in the US right now, and so it might not be quite fair of me (if it’s like, the middle of the night or something), but I was kinda hoping you’d post your poem soon!
Well played Charlie, well played
LUPERCALIA! :)
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I actually had a pretty good v-day for once. The throngs of couples that usually fill my school’s halls went off to fornicate somewhere, and I just got to chill out all day and eat candy with my pals. Yay for singles awareness day!:)
Just to clue you all in on a fantastic little secret: Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is the day before one of the greatest 1/2 off candy days of the year. I, myself am an avid supporter of discounted chocolates, which can be enjoyed both when you’re single AND in a relationship. It’s a win win.
Rock on.
“Who wants to celebrate fucking one person?”
People without STDs
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Gratifying piece. Thanks for sharing….
Charlie, I think I look forward more to your new posts then to any other person I follow.
Thanks for helping me get the balls to comment!
stumbled onto this, bookmarked it then read every entry that day, cant wait for the new ones, these are hilarious!!! and i can relate to charlie, i have 2 older sisters :/