Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
03
“(whimpering) Mom, I wanna come home–oh wait, the sun just came out, never mind.” You should hang out with my 6 month old niece.
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wow. just wow.
oh and… 1st!
These girls have shallow and slutty down to a fine art.
Wait, I do this same thing and I’m married pregnant 28 year old mom.
Yeah I do this too!!
Gloomy weather SUCKS.
You should buy them a night light charlie :)
That was a clever one
The sad thing is, I could see myself saying something along these same exact lines :/
Omg…that is so sad. They depend on the sun?! O.o Oy vay, someone shoot me. X.x They really are blonde, brain cell-less and shallow. Who would have ever done or said something like that?! Ugh. And yes…I’m venting. >.<
Hey now, I’m blonde. I get very insulted when people base stupidity on bondes. :(
*blondes*
Stupid typo.
He probably means those peroxide, bleach blonde type of girls rather than natural blonde. Natural blonde girls are still capable of being incredibly smart while the peroxide blonde ones… Well, let’s just say I’d be surprised if those chemicals didn’t cause them to drop a few dozen IQ points.
to be fair, everyone depends on the sun. we need it to live <.<
Very true! Without it we’d freeze, it would be night forever, plants would die and then we would follow shortly after! Thats uplifting :)
You’d be surprised how much people depend on sunlight. Up here in Alaska, during the winter, the sun is only out for 2-3 hours a day. That’s (just for effect) 21-22 hours of darkness. I too, am blonde, and am quite intelligent. Alas I am only in highschool, but in 8th grade, I scored in the top 95% of the nation on my SBAs, and I’ve already taken my SATs (and scored the average of high school graduates). To say blondes are brain cell-less and shallow is a very stereotypical comment. Just thought I’d vent on your venting comment. :)
I was blonde, but people did not believe I was smart. So I did the logical thing and dyed my hair brown.
Yeah Elin, we know what that’s called – Artificial Intelligence :)
I did the same thing. But then it went purple. Then orange. Then navy. And brown again!
There actually is a disorder called SAD, seasonal affective disorder. People become depressed when the weather is gloomy. However that usually starts in the fall and goes away in the spring, not by each individual day. I could swear I had a point…
i just love that the acronym is sad.
Long time reader first time commenter :)
This actually made me laugh out loud. They would end up killing themselves if they lived here (London) It rains the majority of the time, even in summer
Oh yeah, Im Basingstoke, so just nearby. i think they would end up never moving away from home
You live in my favorite city. Welcome to the family.
or if they lived in Binghamton…
Aberdeen, Scotland. I totally win.
“THE SUN’LL COME OUT! TOMORROW! TOMORROW! Nevermind, just came out.”
They better not ever move to Florida.
It’s not dark in Florida
what do you mean o:?
ahh! I finally got it. I read they better xl. I’m just going to crawl back into my turtle shell and disappear >///<
I’m getting a shot today
For what?
Gardasil. A system of 3 painful shots where if you don’t get them on a certain schedule, you have to start over.
I was hoping you would say something like “For stealing a car and running it into the river.” or something like that.
Gardasil shots suck.
I had to get those shots. I thought there were four of them though. One of the nurses that was giving me the shots pinched my knee to make me not think of the pain in my arm, but my knee would up getting a bruise. And another one of my nurses hesitated and gave me a fear of shots.
*wound not would
I sure hope I’m not getting another one. That was supposed to be my last one
These idiots sound like every sorority girl I’ve ever met.
Your sampling must be very small.
Three campuses? Two in SoCal, one out in Philly?
I…really…wow….
can you say Bipolar? yes, yes you can!
Bipolar? Maybe they think they’re bi-winning…
best comment ever.
Hilarious
Haha :D this post easily made my night.
that….is sad…. they would not survive in NY by lake ontario. we have 3 seasons: winter (5 months), rain(6 months), and sun (2 months)
That’s 13 months, unless there’s an overlap somewhere that I missed.
lol didn’t you get the update? There are now 13 months in a year, and years are now considered unlucky.
Theres an overlap with the snow and rain. Slush falling from the sky= not fun. At all.
What, do they rely on photosynthesis for their energy?
Mom, my Calvin cycle has nearly stopped! Oh wait, there’s the sun – I’ll call you next time I slip into photorespiration.
I laughed out loud for a second there.
FUNNY
don’t take this is a creepy way but, where do you live?
I mean the city…..
I believe they live in LA.
I live in California, although more north, and from my experience California only has two seasons: fire and flood.
Yep, LA.
Emory, so true!!! I’ve lived outside of LA my whole life, so I hear you there!
Charlie, I went out Saturday night for a friend’s bday. Not gonna lie, it crossed my mind that I might see them…and that I’d be able to tell, lol. Totally not my usual “scene” so my chances are few and far between :-)
They sound like my 7-9 year old campers…
Of course they rely on photosynthesis! That’s how they stay so skinny! And you thought they were anorexic…
HERE COMES THE SUN, DA-DA DA-DA!! Sorry for my musical outburst. I couldn’t resist :)
its do do do do….get your vowels right :p
I don’t think theres a right or wrong way :3
and if there is i say da da da da so…. two against one x3
Beatles Rock Band says its “Do” but that wasn’t the intent…my first comment was said in a jokingly matter…
im just messing around too :3
I’m special… so are my vowels.
so what happens when there’s a big thunderstorm? =S
California isn’t too popular for it’s thunderstorms…I wonder if they’re afraid of lightning?
They’d be like dogs cowering in corners. Guarantee when LA has a thunderstorm, Charlie will probably post something revealing even more of their infamous stupidty.
my dad lives in Northern CA, and he has seen people go outside and stare up at the sky during a thunderstorm. one of my friends moved to the East Coast from SoCal, and freaked out the first time she experienced a thunderstorm. it was hilarious!
They would never, ever make it here. (Nebraska) The weather changes so often. Yesterday, it snowed. Today it was sunny and 55 degrees. Tomorrow we expect freezing rain! *Sigh*
No complaints from my part of Nebraska! Campus was beautiful today. Maybe the GAMs should move here. They seem like the farming type..
omg!!! Fellow nebraskins!! I’ll be damned!! You are totally right. They would never survive here. Snow over the weekend, and now it’s almost gone. Gotta love neb. weather!!
The girls felt down in the overcast skies,
So much that they wanted to go home.
One called her mom and proclaimed her cries,
Then stopped because the sun had shone.
yet another awesome poem from Alicia :)
Thanks :)
How are you this awesome? I pretty much go to the comments just to read your poems :)
I totally get that. If my parents lived somewhere where it was sunny, I’d want to go there. Unfortunately, my parents leave nearby, so the weather is equally shitty from place to place.
I feel for the GAM! I hate when it’s not nice out. That’s why I pay a crap ton to live in San Diego. Damn right it should be sunny!
I actually see their point, too. I live in a place where it’s either rainy or overcast 8 months out of the year and more people are depressed (and I’m not using it lightly) in that time than in the summer. I’d whine with the GAM! I wouldn’t call my mother though…
Ahhh. I love it here in SD~
Though I actually don’t pay a cent to live here. But I hear it costs a lot.
Sounds like we have some GAM sympathizers! Nice.
So… they depend on sunlight. Do they need to be watered periodically as well?
Guess if you gave the IQ of a house plant you need the same environment.
LOVE
I’d probably start blasting a song like ‘Here comes the sun’ by The Beatles to set the mood.
Charlie, do you really hate your niece that much?
One day I’ll apologize to her.
Lets hope you didnt curse her to become like the GAM!!! D:
I’m sorry to say that by then it’ll probably be too late to save her. Ha ha, I sound like a doctor >,<
They should never move to San Diego. Not that they’d dislike the weather, it’s sunny here, I just don’t want them where I live…I’m worried they’d start a fire with a night light…
AGREED!
Whoa. How many people from the SD are there that read this site? :0
After I saw your post I wondered the same thing… -_- hmm
We ought to start a club.
ha!
They should try school with 5 science courses, 3 science labs schedule with no time to go home for 10 weeks straight with rain. Lets see how they like that!
bahaha…wonderful way to end my crazy insane awful week of tests and papers :)
I live in Minnesota where the weather sucks pretty much all the time. The amount of sunlight is very limited here in the winter. Honestly, I feel for them. I get whiny when the sun isn’t out too. Only this year my phone calls to my mother sounded like this, “Mom, I want to go to Florida – Oh, it’s 20 degrees there too? Nevermind.”
Charlie! you are hilarious! this is the best blog on the internet. i want to move in below these girls, sounds like fun.
should make them come up to sacramento for a few days. havent seen the sun in over a week. but hey, its still california!
Ahahahaha, this is funny. It’s not one of the best ones but it’s still pretty good, considering that I think a bunch of us (based on the questions) would do this.
These posts used to be hilarious and genuine. Now, just disappointing. They are so obviously fake. And really, no one is that stupid.
Hoi, go rain on someone else’s parade.
And hope that it doesn’t give them SAD…..
Florida’s weather has been completely gorgeous these past few weeks. Gotta love it :D Not a cloud in the sky, probably hitting the beach later. Not to brag, or anything ;)
*likes*
it’s been really nice where i live too.
I’m actually going to go swim in a friend’s pool this afternoon.
this is a pretty memorable day actually, we feel bad for the GAM?
Oh good! Glad to hear things are back to normal in Florida. I’ll be headed down there soon.
Cathy and Clare are solar powered! I knew it! Their evil robots bent on taking..over..the..world. Naaa! (Shut up M. Bison!)
Its been minus 26 C all week here tomorrow we get plus 8 C for the first time since winter started! Tres excite! However, though it has been numbingly cold we have plenty of sunshine to make us feel better. The weather can definitely affect moods!
At least they’ll never want to live in Pittsburgh, where it rains every other day (that’s where I live)
Poor girls. The weather was lovely here today, I would have gone to be beach but unlike the girls I had chores and errands to run before work. Gotta love the central coast weather though : )
The weather in Australia is horrid. It’s the 60-somethingth day over 35 degrees here. And it’s humid, to boot! *dies*
Are you saying that their intelligence is equal to that of a 6 month old? (:
Could one really call them that smart?
Ouch.
You know… I wonder if they pay rent or if someone does that for them.
I was wondering that too. And if they pay it themselves what kind of job do they have? I want to know so when I move to L.A. next year I know not to apply there. LOL
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