Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
07
This weekend I thought you realized you’re “anal” when it comes to “small stuff.” Boy, did I misunderstand that one.
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First!
oh my lordy. WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
BUTTERS!
TEEHEE
HAHAHA! made my day
XDDDD OMG… I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!! That’s HILARIOUS!! Ahhh, well with these two, it’s hard NOT to misunderstand. It’s okies, Charlie. We forgive you because you provide us with great entertainment. :D
I’m kinda upset with myself that my brain instinctively went to organization and order.
No, Charlie, it just shows that you have a modicum of class and decency in you.
And your balls haven’t dropped.
I have been wanting to see what these girls look like for sooooo long! or u could like say u r doing a modeling project or something then take a video or get their picture!
I…But…What…*sigh* I’ll just accept it.
I was almost shocked…but then I remembered who this was about.
Oh……….nooooo.
Just no.
Oh. My.
I didn’t get it for about five minutes …. I kinda wish I’d never got it now *shudders*
Can someone please help the foreigner, I don’t get it..
Uh…here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex
Is it bad how fast I understood that?
My young, innocent mind has seemed to vanish on me.
Aw, heck, never did I have one. xD
My sentiments exactly.
ditto ditto
i don’t get it
She can enjoy and or tolerate anal, as long as the penis is small…
but then how did he misunderstand anything?
The only other time I’ve heard of the name Tegan is from Tegan and Sara…and I just had to say that because they’re my favorite band.
It’s kind of a phrase. You know… anal? It’s like being uptight, I guess. As in, “My teacher is really anal about grading. -.-” So.. he thought she meant that she was anal about small stuff, small stuff meaning things that don’t really matter.
This reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me about a friend of HIS. >__< Its gross though, I'll spare you all.
hahahahahahahahahah :) made my day
Charlie… just… I… *at loss for words*
I…I….I’m just not sure what to say. This has left me even more speechless than the part where Voldie betrays Quirell in AVPM.
I think a little bit of what was left of my innocence just imploded.
*rolls around on floor*
You’ve seen AVPM? :3
How’s Pigfarts working out for you?
it’s TOTALLY AWESOME!
Have you met Harry Freaking Potter yet?
Who hasn’t seen AVPM? Idiot- 10 points from gryffindor!
Of course I’ve seen it, there is no good excuse for a true Harry Potter fan to NOT see AVPM~
:3
Pig farts Pig farts (lights dim)
favorite way to say red wine in a German accent? :3
RED VINES!
I read almost every post on here to my masseuse today, I think he’s a fan now. Just sayin’.
Nice!
You know, I’m really happy that I DIDN’T get this.
This reminds me of 500 days of Summer, “They called me anal girl in college… because I was really neat about everything”
I love that movie!
i’m wondering if you can muster up the strength to write a poem for this one, Alicia…it’s certainly a horrific subject. all in favor of a freebie for her?
Can I try my hand at a couple rhymes?
Though not simply a slut,
you’re quite fond of the rut.
It seemed you meant clean,
actually obscene.
Clearly you favor the butt.
—————————
Your love life
I’ve clearly misunderestimated,
For my perceptions,
you’ve entirely decimated.
I thought you meant neat,
but you’re less discrete.
It’s your colon you’ve had desecrated.
Charlie thought, “What a great insight.
The girl knows she’s a tad bit uptight.”
Imagine the shock,
She was referring to cock.
Her derrière is a wee man’s delight!
I believe this is possibly one of the best ever poetry endeavors here. Sorry Alicia, but you have might have some competition now!
*cannot type, sorry
Alicia is our poet, that takes art and soul. I just write the naughty limericks! Any sea faring cove or 13 yr old boy can do that!
Cygnus, I salute you. I’m way too modest to ever pull off a poem like that. That was better than I can come up with for today, so I’m not even writing one today, because it would look pathetic next to yours. Haha, awesome job, my friend :)
Awww, Alicia thanks for the praise, but please write one for this thread. If not today then maybe tomorrow.
I’ll handle the dirty doggrel and you keep us on track with great, smart, REAL poetry.
…this is amazing.
Well played!
I kind of wonder how she found this out. Wouldn’t think she would sleep with anyone that had a small penis. Maybe she just bent over so she didn’t have to look at it….
lots of tiffany’s……
… Bye bye, last bit of childhood innocence! *Waves to innocence as it floats away*
Next stop Debauchery. Deidre, Debauchery… Debauchery, Deidre. I’ll leave you two to get aquatinted.
Oh, cruel, cruel world. O_o
acquainted darned auto correct.
never thought I’d have anything in common with these two, but hey you learn something new every day!! rofl
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
It’s okay Sara, I did too… it’s worse because I was trying to eat Spagetti Os.
You don’t know how thrilled I am to find out someone else who isn’t 6 eats spagetti o’s.
Spaghetti O’s? Oh dear. I’m glad you survived.
Classy.
O my, this whole time I thought these girls had talent! Amatures!
Lily — yes, I love Spaghetti Os. Or Sketi Os as my niece calls them.
Sara — Thanks :) Me too.
Oh no here I was thinking that Charlie has thought she meant sex then realised it was just cause she was uptight about the little things…..it was actually the other way around…hmm!!! I don’t know if me getting it wrong this way was worse than the other way around!!!
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At least the girls above you have a strand of wit hidden somewhere down there.
Oh, and my mind would’ve come to organization, too, had you not put emphasis around the words “anal” and “small stuff.”
o.O My innocence!!! It’s been violated in a way it should have never been violated Dx.
lol, 69 comments. Too bad I ruined it with this one…
is it bad that i got it the first time i read?
no… I did too….
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