Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Oh God, I must’ve drunk Facebook posted again! This time about a new weight-loss product.” It’s time to change your password.
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First!
This happened to me to. She must get drunk A LOT if she didn’t notice she didn’t put it there.
SECOND!!!
Grr. Nevermind, guess I got third.
Second!
Haha, never happened to me cause I don’t drink. I’m currently cramming for four AP exams, so I’ll poem-post later.
……..you do know that she wasn’t actually drunk right?……it’s this whole spam shit thats been goin round facebook.
I’ve never suspected that I drunk posted, I just get irritated at spammy shit.
charlie have you been hacking their facebook accounts? ;)
I wish. But I can barely run my own Facebook page, let alone have any idea how to “hack.”
Hmmmm, you can’t run your own Facebook, but you can manage your own website? How does that work?
Shouldn’t you just be able to hear them sounding it out as they try to log-in?? Password:______ uh… “lemme think”…”Ch-cha-chaarr-lee Shh-shhee-en Ga-ga-gawd-esssss”. Right? Login Failed.
I just hope they don’t have a twitter
I’ve heard of drunk texting, but never drunk facebooking. She must leave herself logged in, cause when Im drunk I know I can’t remember which password is for which thing, so I doubt a GAM could
If your computer/phone/whatever is set to remember your password, it’s really not that difficult.
Have you been messing with my beloved girls, Charlie? Shame.
Never, not with you around.
What’s your defense for this?
High heels.
*mini spaz out that Charlie answered her, but remains calm*
Funny, but I meant GAM defender’s defense for this one/
Ahh, I don’t see any need to defend them in this particular post.
Lol, Charlie, didn’t your mother ever teach you not to fool with stupid girls? You shouldn’t confuse them.
too bad his dad says to go for it while you can…you got to look for the right girl but make sure to have fun with the wrong ones during the search
Or she simply could have been hacked.
Unfortunately, this post didn’t perk me up like most of the others. A co-worker of mine got a virus on my work computer when she was covering me while I was on lunch. On a day that I needed to got a lot of stuff done, I end up losing complete access to pretty much everything while IT tries to fix it. This is in addition to crashing her own computer the day before, with the stupid virus. YOU JUST DON’T OPEN ATTACHMENTS TO EMAILS FROM GOOGLE TELLING YOU “THANKS FOR YOUR RESUME, SEE THE ATTACHMENT” WHEN YOU DIDN’T SEND GOOGLE A RESUME!!!!!! It’s spam!!!! Viruses!!! gah! >/
Ok, now that I got that off my chest….. I’m curious to see their facebook. hmmm….
My heart goes out to you. My sister did the same thing a month ago -_-.
I believe Charlie’s point is they did get hacked which is why he suggests they change their password.
Charlie, can you tell which one of them says what? I’m curious as to whether one of them says these things more often than the other of if they’re both equally dumb haha.
Both equally dumb.
Now wait a minute, I asked this question once and was ignored. *feels dejected* But it’s okay; you’ve replied to me before. So I know I’m not always ignored. Haha
Charlie, what do the girls look like? Do you stalk them on facebook?
Do they have Facebook? Cos if they do, we should all become facebook friends with them just to see if we can get a reaction.
That won’t work. Part of the fun is the anonymity.
Amen, Sara.
i’m not sure how one would “drunk facebook” without having a facebook…
*facepalm* I’m an idiot. Whoops.
Hey, you could always say that Charlie is just teaching them to drink in moderation since drinking too much kills brain cells! I think I speak for everyone here when I say that the GAM should be extra cautious =P
They don’t have any brain cells the kill.
As long they’re able to talk and walk they’ve got brain cells.
Can they get below a size zero? o.O
..Double zero?
What if she actually did drunk post it?
Ahhh. That happened to me, I thought I was drunk posting when my friends started texting me ‘wtf’ about my facebook posts, but it turns out it was just another hacker.
-___-
It’s going to be soon before she says something about that Friday song by Rebecca Black.
That song might confuse them if they hear it on a day of the week other than Friday. :p
You have foreseen the future. Are you a divination professor?
It’s a good idea, Charlie, but I honestly don’t think she’ll be able to remember her password if she changed it.
I have drunk posted before! Then I went back and re-read what I wrote: Vodka is wonderful. Shame shame :P
Well thats quite a problem, no? If she changes it what’s preventing the hacker from rehacking?
Ha ha I always drunk post…normally mourning my lack of alcohol…
She thinks she drunk Facebook posted,
But can she really be sure?
Maybe someone else boasted
About a weight-loss product and framed it on her.
She should consider a password change,
Just to have peace of mind,
Then again, her brain doesn’t range
Far enough for her to think thoughts of that kind.
Yay, I love your poems!
Alicia! i’m glad you’re back :) haven’t seen one of your poems in a while..
Ha, thanks. I always write one, but lately they’ve just been coming a little late. I’m still here, though!
What do you mean by ‘back’?
She’s been posting in the last DGAM posts as usual.
OH, I GET IT.
I think I’ll do what Alicia is doing.
Welcome back Sassy!
Youre back Sassy =]
yay i luv u ur poems r da best~*~*
Thank you, my children.
& now I must go, the mountains are calling.
WOWWW….Sasquatch…did you just create a bunch of names just to compliment yourself? <-CONCEITED MUCH!!!
HEY ALICIA I <3 YOUR POEMS :)
Hahaha. Sometimes I have to feel bad for them. Sadly this is not one of those times.
If they did get hacked, then they have my sympathy. If not well…*snicker*
Daer girl abo me,,
u guys r actually kool n have the best drinks!!!!11
love,,,
char
I see what you did there.
Hahahah. <3
lol!
rotflolshtmsfoaidmt :)
Charlie you’re amazing!
I’ve never drunkenly facebooked but I have sent a drunk e-mail. Thankfully I got to delete it before they read it, the thought still makes me cringe
Lol I looked at the ads on the side of the comments they all have something to do with hacking, alcohol, or facebook.