Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Claire, admit it, your gaydar’s totally off. His status update says, ‘Scissor Sisters opening for Lady Gaga!'” Really?! Hell yeah!
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Woah…wait when is this concert?!
This information is necessary, Chuck.
SECOND POST! :)
I got so excited I didn’t even hardly read this…
…”Scissor Sisters”? I hope their name doesn’t influence any of Gaga’s costumes… eep.
Didn’t even hardly read this? So you read it thoroughly?
Good ol’ Hannibal; thanks for picking up on my grammatical errors. :p
No problem! It’s what I do :D
I’ve never heard of the Scissor Sisters. Have you been to one of their concerts, Charlie?
You have NEVER heard of them?? When were you born?? Im 20 years old and I’ve heard of them, especially when I was younger. I never listened to them, and haven’t yet, but I’ve heard of them…
Your comment is confusing. Should we have heard of them because we’re younger or older?
I’m not getting it =S Somebody enlighten me? I searched Scissor Sisters and went to their website but the video at the beginning kinda scarred me
Many gay men LOVE Lady Gaga. That goes double for Scissor Sisters. Together – this concert may be gayer than a rainbow.
What about a tripple rainbow? :P
I laughed so hard at what you said my mom looked at me with the what is wrong with my child look. Ahhh~ this website makes me happy :).
I don’t feel like dancing…
Even if I find nothin’ better to do
Don’t feel like dancin’, dancin’…
come ON guys!!!
Why’d you break it down when I’m not in the mood
Don’t feel like dancin’ dancin’
Rather be home with no one if I can’t get down with you-hoo-hoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0
Well I can’t decided,
Whether they should live or die.
I think this may be my favorite letter yet. And not just because I’m getting concert tickets ASAP…
Unrelated, but after checking my facebook just now I realized the only status updates I have anymore are grammar lessons.
Glad to know I’m not the only one.
*german accent* Vhy, hello my fellow Grammar Nazi!
Greetings, brethren!
*screams* I am not the only one!
You’re not the only cannibal here either.
Is it bad that I’ve never heard of the Scissor Sisters?
Don’t worry. I haven’t heard of them either.
nor have I.
Yes.
I love you Charlie.
Sorry about this, I’m having a really bad day. Didn’t mean to sound weird,I’m embarassed.
Gaydar? That’s off My Wife and Kids!
That is actually used everywhere, by everyone. And I also have never heard of these Sisters…and I’m 19.
Eh… That’s the only place I’ve heard it.
eh.. i use that term all the time
They’re a pretty good group. Granted, I haven’t listened to any of their new stuff, but what I had (before my hard drive died) was good.
And the guys that I know like them, are straight.
But from what I understand, the Scissor Sisters are Lady Gaga’s favorite band.
At this moment, I’m listening to my family scream. It’s not fun and the GAM are probably way better to listen to.
There are so many very wrong ways to take this..
I think my dad has one of their CDs…does that mean there’s something I don’t know going on??
I saw that show when they were in Ottawa and it was incredible, already liked the Scissor Sisters’ music and it turns out they’re also hilarious. And then of course Gaga was amazing.
But I wonder which side of the gaydar argument Claire was on, Cathy IS just as idiotic..
If you don’t mind, please vote for me for TIME’s top 140 Twitter Feeds. I’d appreciate it!
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2058946_2058990_2058979,00.html
Especially because Sarah Palin is ahead of me!
How does Sarah Palin rank higher than you if the majority of people voted no to her?
Because she’s killed people before?
Aww hell no! Nobody who can see Russia from their house should outrank you! I will vote as soon as I get home from my crappy job. Thank you for the continued giggles :)
Never fear, Charlie! You will soon be put back in your proper place on twitter!
Thanks guys!
It says that the majority voted for Palin NOT to have a twitter feed!
Charlie McDowell= FTW. Sarah Palin= WTF.
i’m torn Dolores Umbridge, you seem so mean in Harry Potter, but I absolutely agree with you about Palin.
^LIKE
I figured that your Muggle world is cruel enough without my help.
Hello – long time reader first time commenter, I am conflicted because I like Sarah Palin and I like Charlie . . .
*is now planning to move to LA just for this concert* And on the slight chance that I could meet Charlie, of course. :)
I don’t do much!
sarah palin is dumb you should win!
Can I still vote if I don’t have Twitter?
Yep, it’s not through Twitter.
I take it you’re a Scissor Sisters fan, Charlie.
Alright, my fellow little monsters! YES! BORN THIS WAY, BITCH!
hmm… i wonder what would happen if the chicks find this website…
I have a feeling, despite former discussion, they would actually figure out it was themselves. Now they would do one of three things.
1) Try to better themselves about this, taking it as a lesson.
2) Be outraged and, possibly, sue Charlie.
3) Be flattered be their fame.
“Snrrrghahahaha! These girls that live above that guy are SOOOOO stupid!”
“AHAHA I know! I wonder if they’ll be in our section of the concert??!”
” I know! We should totally ignore his gayness and go anyway!”
*this is assuming that they, too are going to the concert.
Hi Charlie :)
Just wanna say I find your website HILARIOUS!
The day I found it, I went back and read every single post. :D
Keep up the good eavesdropping!
Thanks for you kind words :)
I want to go to a any concert featuring the scissors sisters. AND with Lady Gaga in the mix? Awesome stage show!! Gaga freaks me out sometimes but she has an amazing stage presence that’s for sure.
Annnnd now I can’t stop singing “I Can’t Decide”. I’m not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing. XD
Soon we will be seeing lady gaga using her costume to cut her way out of the egg. ={]
Since being introduced to them by a friend 5 years ago I have sought more lovers of Scissor Sisters… and here you all are!! Hi! As if further confirmation of Charlie’s talent for attracting interesting people were needed…!
http://operaobsession.blogspot.com
Charlie, is there a possibility that i could meet you someday and get your autograph?(:
Sure, where do you live? I have really bad handwriting though.
I effing love the Scissor Sisters! Ever since I heard Filthy Gorgeous on Tony Hawk American Wasteland haha
GOT MY TICKETS AND LADY GAGA MERCHENDICE READY!
(just imagine me wereing a lady gaga shirt…)
You just gave me a mental image of Ralph Fiennes with snake-nose wearing a Lady GAGA-shirt.
at some point i would just have to slip a note under the door with this website written on it.
Not a bad way to end this whole saga.
Pauline, don’t give him ideas!
-side note- you beat Voldermort…nice work xD
Scissor sisters were amazing!!!
little girl…
little baby sex…
i can’t decide whether you should live or die~
Oh my God, I just realized- where’s Alicia?!
I miss her poems.
I was kinda wondering that too.
well charlie, your ahead of lady gaga for now :)
The Scissor Sisters are playing at Coachella…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFKUnfwBPTU&feature=related
tis one of my fav songs of scissr sisters give a listen
I hope they open with “somewhere over the rainbow” :P
Cathy told Claire her gaydar was off,
His status was flaming she explained with a scoff.
Scissors Sisters are opening for Lady G,
That’s certainly a show a gay guy would see.
Maybe he’s gay, bi, or none,
Whatever his case, I hope the concert’s fun.
I went to the concert and would like to consider myself a Scissor Sister. Everything about the concert was amazing. (Except for waiting in line again because apparently we used the wrong door, but whatever.)
ALL GLORY TO THE GAGA
what are scissor sister?