Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
06
(in a horrible British accent) “Please bestie, may I have some more Skinny Girl Margarita?” Was that your version of Oliver?
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First.
Foiled again. :(
Second. Not that cool coming from me.
Who comments on their own blog, anyway? =P
Technically, though, you always get the first word on these, Charlie! xD
I happen to think it’s great that Charlie interacts with us. Not many people would do that.
And I’m hoping that my above comment doesn’t sounf too wrong. You all know what I mean.
ohhhhh my.
I’m commenting just to show I commented.
I don’t get the whole “fist!” “Second!” comment things. I…. don’t really care that you commented first if it’s just to say a number. Last time I checked, there wasn’t a race to post numbers. But, I could be wrong.
On a note related to the post, I’m surprised that they’ve even been exposed to anything relating to Charles Dickens, let alone literature. Other than Good Night Moon, of course.
Maybe they’ve just seen “Oliver!” and haven’t read the book at all. That seems more likely.
even then, i don’t really see them watching musicals…
yes, but they might have watched the animated disney version…
I’m impressed they made an Oliver Twist reference…
Correction: Charlie made an Oliver Twist reference.
They just happened to try on a British accent.
Ha- good call. Silly me for assuming they knew what they were mimicking!
Might be an interesting adaptation…
At what point during the day did they say this? Because it’s not even happy hour on the east coast yet… Perhaps some AA pamphlets should be slipped under the door?
They might have said it last night, at least I hope they did although so far it sounds like an AA meeting isn’t that far off in their future.
Oh my, I have something in common with the GAM. I do love Bethenney Ever After, though I don’t care for the Skinny Girl Margarita. I hope my IQ didn’t drop. I love the Dickens reference too!
I’m not gonna lie, I totally watch Bethanny.
(In a horrible British accent while in bed with Luke) “Please sir, may I have some more?”
Sorry everyone, but I had to say it.XD
And I respect that. =]
Haha, well that makes me glad:)
Whoa there…Luke is unappreciated by Charlie and talking about him should be punishable by being tickled by a unicorn. Or something to that effect.
exactlt. ArtsyGirl is “distracting” him so he cant mess with Charlie :-)
Well I figured mentioning Luke sounded better than random dude, although being tickled by a unicorn doesn’t sound so bad.
Charles Dickens is turning over in his grave.
Did the other GAM reply with “MORE?!”, Charlie?
i just got the best. idea. ever. Charlie, you should start saying really creepy stuff really loud so they can hear you! They’ll freak out in their own funny GAM way:) “WTF she won’t stop banging on the closet door!! I fed her like, last week!” haha
They’d prolly think that it was God talking to them rather than Charlie…
But he’s below them, so wouldn’t it be more like the devil is talking to them?
Haha that would be fun! Or perhaps he can try and convince them that their apartment is haunted by doing creepy ghost voices XD
Maybe he could convince them they are going crazy, which would lead to more of the GAM idiotic conversations, which would lead to even more blog posts by Charlie which would lead to even more comments about Charlie’s talent of being a ghost. Ahh! Its like a never-ending GAM vortex of awesomeness!
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Haha I can’t wait. lol
Oh, gosh. I feel sorry you had to her the bad accent, Charlie.
Dear GAM, you don’t need more booze,
Your brain cells have clearly already hit snooze
One time too many for poor Charlie’s sake,
So forgo brittish accents, and instead you could fake
Intelligence and class, which are clearly opposite
With your obvious and very sad mental deficit.
Dickens, I’m sorry you got dragged into this,
‘Cause these girl clearly won’t write the next Oliver Twist.
But rest assured, your work here is done,
That GAM can’t be counted an intelligent one.
Haha. I like this DGAM post; Dickens has been my grudging companion through many english classes.
Nice one. But where did Alicia disappear to?
I was wondering the same thing.
As am I, actually.
Lol, they probably never even read that book.
It’s “gruel”ing living below them isn’t it? (HA I crack myself up)
also, Wishbone(the dog not the dressing) does a rendition of “Oliver Twist” we used to watch them on half days in elementary school.
OMG my school used to do that too! i loved wishbone….
OMFG one of the best shows ever. EVER.
You made me achieve a full on chortle. And I thank you for that!
What exactly is a skinny girl margarita?
-It’s just a margarita that you’re going to throw up later
Oh…So like everything else they eat? AYOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Thanks, I’ll be here all week.
MEAN. And oh-so-true. Which is kind of sad. Hey, maybe she’ll do it enough to be anorexic enough to finally borrow those jeans.
That was nice.
To be fair if it wasn’t said in an awful accent then it wouldn’t be right :)
Now they’re spoiling fine literature? Gosh!
am i the only one who finds it strange she’s asking for a margarita in a dodgy english accent? surely it should be a dodgy mexican accent for margaritas, and a dodgy english accent for a cup of tea.
Everyone who uses a british accent that isn’t born and raised in the Motherland gets accused of doing a terrible impression.
Oh, so true.
It is true, but it isn’t an excuse to use the poor accent. More of an excuse NOT to.
Yes, that is also true, and I find that I agree more with you. Also, I love your name.
Ah but they aren’t out on the streets trying to collect money as a British Impersonator are they? No, they’re in their own private apartment where supposedly no one can hear them.
GAM Defender, you should be careful when you use such generalist statements. There actually are people who aren’t from England, who can do a very convincing British accent and fool those who actually are British. I know some from my theater group.
I think generalist statements are extremely less harmful that stereotypical statements, neither of which should be taken literally.
I agree here, but I must ask: Is it difficult trying to find ways to defend the girls?
I agree with you on this one but Dick Van Dyke’s accent is deserving of eternal torment.
Conversely Robert Downey Jnr and Ben Affleck’s are responsible for good British accents, I say this as a Brit so I hope I would know.
Well, interestingly enough, I have a few friends from Great Britain and when they come to the US often times girls will think they’re faking the accent to get in bed with them. However, even with this “knowledge” they still do it.
Interpretations of different texts improves the original work by adding meaning…
Ha, could not say that with a straight face.
GAM defender you have my respect, defending people who make amoeba look like PHDs is a sisyphean task.
Your back handed compliment made me wet myself a little with laughter!
To be fair whenever i’ve heard an American use the Queens Speech (especially actors in movies) it does sound horribly bad!
Also i’m confused why she even asked for a Margarita in a British accent?! I don’t think i’ve ever known anyone to order a Margarita, or it happens so rarely my brain decided it wasn’t important enough to remember! Tea does make much more sense.
Pip pip, cheerio, quite right my good lad.
Maybe they saw Harry Potter….
Some how I imagine them to have horribly high annoying voices…… is that just me?
Nope. Me too.
Wait… When we talk of the girls, should’nt they be referred to as “GAH”? Girls Above Him?
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