Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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You might have a hard time finding a “super soft DUET cover” for your bed. But I know a great karaoke bar if you’re interested?
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Haha this is hilarious!
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hmmmm I don’t have a duet cover, but I do have a nice solo!!! lol
I guess they have seen too much glee. And are rooting for Brittany.
Will Schuester: What’s a duet?
Brittany S. Pierce: A blanket.
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Wait..Brittany IS dumb AND sleeps with lot of people…that means that…O M G.
Oh, wow. I feel silly. I just got that joke.
I guess I never put it together since they’re pronounced differently.
Don’t worry, i didnt get it for a second too.
Wow close to first! Lol one day I’d like to hear their mothers talk… Are they just dumb or is it a family thing?
Lol I just can’t get over these girls! What will you do when it’s time to move on to bigger and better things? Like a new apartment?
But for now – DGAM brings me unending hilarity. :)
That is going to be a tough one for them to figure out. Amazing what one little letter can do….
Charlie, if you do take them to that karaoke bar, please make sure they don’t sing Friday. Just sayin’.
gosh, a good duet is just so hard to find these days :p
Oooooh! If they do make plans to go to a karaoke bar, you HAVE to go and record them or something!!! :D
Bahahahahahaha!!! Oh my, so funny. :)
how about Mr. Sandman?
Instructions for a GAM homemade DUET blanket:
1. go to walmart
2. buy a hannah montana blanket and a justin bieber blanket
3. rip them both in half and sew them together
4. enjoy your new awful duet blanket!
They wanted a double though…maybe if they sewed the two blankets together? Otherwise that is an ingenius gift! Are either of them having a b-day soon? Or maybe the easter bunny can leave it for them.
Double is the size of the bed probably. It’s another word for full sized bed.
Where did they say they needed a double? Because I’m not seeing that anywhere. And double isn’t a size of bed. TWIN is, which is something completely separate from a FULL size bed, like Queen and King size.
Hmm, never mind on the double being a twin, apparently silly people decided twin was a single, and full was a double. I still don’t see any place where it says they needed a double. I believe they needed a DUVET cover, which doesn’t indicate the size of the bed.
Haha. MY duet is nice and soft. (And the only reason I got this is because when I was little I called them divets…I don’t even know why!)
maybe you just watched ‘Pretty Woman’ to much, they have a steaming divet scene
BAHAHAHA! Love it!
Just a quick question, Charlie. If this is what they’re like when they’re sober, what are they like when they’re drunk?
Lol. I wouldn’t want to be there.
Super reflexes and above average intelligence? What happens if you are too impaired to know how to act when you are impaired?
Maybe next time instead of a Haylie Duff pillow you could leave a dictionary =D
lmao :D
lol! They wouldn’t know what to do with a dictionary…although if you put a sticky note on the page with duvet maybe they will get it?
I think this post almost made me cry.
Tell them to go to Marshalls. (It’s something we have in Chicago…. I don’t know if you’ll have it there. But if you do, that’s the place to go)
Also, they’re stupid.
Well, we have them in Arizona, so…
And in pennsylvania! I think it’s just a nationwide store chain.
Yeah we have them in Maryland too
If it helps their singing voices then all the power to them.
It took me a moment to get it. Haha, this is hilarious~
Charlie, how long do you think it’ll take them to figure out they’re missing the letter v?
Missing a letter?
A puzzled bedspread salesman
Sells them sheet music.