Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
08
“Ow, Cathy, they didn’t hit that hard!” Just because the Kardashians had a pillow fight on their show, doesn’t mean you need to.
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Oh, wow. That’s sad.
Claire hit the deck pretty hard. I didn’t even flinch. Just another day in my world.
Do they fall often?
Maybe the heels are as loud as the fall?
I would have flinched and then gone to see what happened. But I guess you’re used to loud noises like that, Charlie.
What has happened to our family? Are we not as close anymore?
Well…. I was just getting done with getting a massage when you posted. It was heavenly. :)
Super jealous!
Yeah, having a massage therapy school nearby is pretty sweet. All the massages are at least half the price of regular spas, so it makes the massage that much more AWESOME!
I think this calls for a group hug.
Our family is as close as ever, Charlie. It’s just that it’s Friday/Saturday and some people do have lives.
OUCH! Pillows do hurt, pillow fights are never as cool as they look in the movies or on television. Yet another way that Hollywood is lying to all of us.
Charlie, why do you say that? Just because there weren’t 500 billion posts in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Okay, maybe I overreacted a bit. I just miss you guys. Who wants to get lunch!?
I’m in, let’s all have a picnic!
If I lived in California, I TOTALLY would. :(
What was that frozen yogurt place that you like you mentioned a while back? We just got a new one in town, and it sounded familiar.
Don’t feel bad Leila I don’t live in California either at least not at the moment, otherwise then I’d totally be up for it for real. The place that you’re thinking of might be Yogurtland, is that it?
I’m in! We should have DGAM lunch party every so often…though I’m all the way over in London xD
I’ll eat my lunch and think of you guys. Will that work? I can’t really fit a trip to LA in my budget.
Yep, Yogurtland. So good.
If you had only asked when I lived in Santa Barbara last semester!!
Now I am up in NorCal..but hopefully will be back down south soon NEVER TO LEAVE!!
I think though this summer you should have a huge dinner/listening party and we can all flock to your apartment.
That oughta get the girls talking!
They just put in a Yogurtland here in town and i have yet to go. Im in central Cali? Not too far lol
I’m stuck in boring old Ohio. I’ll think of you guys when I eat my lunch today…hope that works :)
I don’t know what Yogurtland is, but I DEFINITELY want to come.
The website does not disappoint…unfortunately it would take a few-hour flight for me to get to one :P
I DO! Fancy paying for my flight over, Charlie?
Awww charlie, do you need a super massive E-Hug?
I’m going to have to go ditto on the being way too far away :P
I would say I was sorry you had to live below these two for the last year and a half, but… Really I find it entertaining!
Um wow they are such living cliches, I didn’t know people had pillow fights as adults in real life.
That’s just it. We don’t. Not unless there are cameras rolling!
Hmm, maybe we’re missing out?
*smacks with pillow*
once i got a concussion from a pillow fight
Were you fighting for your life???? Sheesh! That would have had to have been an intense pillow fight!
Yes, please explain this story.
What the hell was in those pillows?
….we don’t get the pillow fight/concussion story, do we…?
I hope no one asks them the old, “If the Kardashians are seen jumping off a bridge does that mean you have to!?” because I shudder to think what the answer might be…
Well whenever I’m asked that type of question I usually say yes because all bridges aren’t big and tall and I probably wouldn’t die if I jumped off a three foot bridge. :)
do these girls have jobs? haha it seems like they have nothing to do…all. the. time. haha
Hey, random question… Seen any good movies lately? I need more stuff to distract myself from my work :P
L’Auberge Espagnol – or “Pot Luck” it’s a 2002 film about the EU bursary program Erasmus. It was quite hilarious.
One Week is also an excellent film.
Empire Records is one of my favourites!
Going to see Hanna tonight! Very excited.
Ooooooooo! I really want to see that. Let us know how it is!
I was just thinking about that movie while reading the post because I just watched it, then I scrolled down, and lo!
Wasn’t it amazing? The music was fantastic!
I don’t see why they shouldn’t have a pillow fight just because the Kardashians did…I mean, everybody has to have a role model and someone to emulate, and truth be told, I think most normal role models (anyone with a goal and/or purpose in life) might be a bit too much for them to handle right now. Or ever?
Pillows can hurt with the right amount of force behind them! A friend of mine got super mad at me for surprise attacking her with a pillow. I felt bad, I was surprised her makeup didn’t leave an impression on the pillow I hit so hard…
And lunch sounds like a date. I’ll bring taco salad
Why are the Kardashians even ‘celebrities’?!
I think their dad was one of OJ Simpson’s lawyers…
It bugs me when completely untalented people are so famous
I am in love with this site. Seriously, I really hope I live in apartment near them one day.
Thanks, Spicy Red.
Didn’t respond right away (not that I respond that often) because you post these when I’m at work, and it’s one of the blocked sites on the district’s servers.
Sorry, I don’t watch television, so please forgive my ignorance, but the Kardashians have a show? Why? I thought they were just vaguely pretty STD magnets famous for being the offspring of somebody famous?
There’s a pillow fight on the National Mall every year they might enjoy, although they might think the Mall is a shopping mall and not a collection of museums and monuments…
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/international-pillow-fight-day/2011/04/02/AFRQuuQC_gallery.html?hpid=z5
I don’t see why pillow fights are fun. Anytime I’ve ever been a part of one I ended up with a headache. Maybe the girls have taken one too many pillows to the head?
*hits in head with pillow* Feeling GAMmy?
Feathers gently float
As one girl admits defeat.
“Chill, take an Advil.”
GAM Haiku. This group has officially elevated the happy meter of the world one click closer to absolute purple. Thank you!
I’ve never even been in a pillow fight… thats how sad my life is… But I LOVE this site!
*Hits you round the head with a fluffy pillow*
Yay you’re first pillow fight! You’re welcome :D
*your
You were right the first time, its “you’re” :)
Oh cr** I was wrong, I read the wrong word. sorry
:( (I cant find the delete button!!)
Is Cathy the one that was told she shouldn’t wear the other girls jeans? Maybe her hit was retribution for that comment?
Just goes to show how some people insist upon copying mainstream television, huh?
Let’s hope they don’t start copying everything on the Jersey Shore too. Which is not to say that they haven’t already. ;)
Hi Charlie. Just wanted to say that I love the site. These girls make me realize how much I really value the people I live around. Thank you for the laughs.
It’s amazing how much Charlie and the girls can lighten a mood :) I was in a pretty bad mood up until now. Thanks for the boost, Charlie!
I would have posted sooner but I was out celebrating my friend’s birthday tonight. If it makes it better, when we had cake I took the icing, put a little on my thumb and rubbed it on her forehead naming her Simba… Though I don’t think anyone really appreciates my post anyways…
But anywho, pillow fights can get pretty epic and violent.
I appreciate it :)
Right, because they’re the ones that invented pillow fights. And if they’re doing it in front of a camera… be a pal and get a copy?
Hey Charlie, I’m curious (again). Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes he does.
Okay then, follow up question. Does she know about this site and your stalking habits, Charlie?
I keep up on all the latest Charlie gossip by the way. Perfect water cooler conversation.
You’re hilarious.
I could really understand why it would be, though.
I never feel like I have anything worthwhile to contribute, so I don’t post often.
I am totally down for a GAM lunch! But….im in NC and also, if those girls are on camera, can i get a copy? Lol
what up fellow tarheel?
Things that are okay for them to watch: Wishbone, Reading Rainbow
Things that are not okay: Travel channel, Foodnetwork, Dog the bounty hunter
No, they cannot watch Wishbone. Then they will try to ‘be all Paris’ and have a talking dog that they try to carry around in a purse. Although, I must admit that I would enjoy hearing them while they try to find a dog that talks.
the dog would be the voice of reason!
I don’t get the Kardashians. One day i just saw kim in a magazine and ever since i keep hearing about them…
http://www.pillowfightday.com/
Explains everything…
Charlie-you are the bravest man to put up with this. i now crown you Mr. Man Manly Manish Man.all bow to Mr. MMMM.
anywhooooo
one time i got in a fight, when i still wore glasses. needless to say, a pair of glasses broken in half, does not feel good when it slices into your nose. best part of it? i got a feather stick in the cut:) (now i wear contacts)
by the way, i think you should put more pictures/videos/whatever up!
*pillow fight
Parson my stupidity but, who are the Kardashians?
You’re not stupid for not knowing who they are.
You might actually be more intelligent for not.
I would love to see how they copy Jersey Shore!!!
If they try to copy Jersey Shore I think Charlie would have grounds for justifiable homicide!
I love pillow fights… ladies ;)
bahahahaha
Ok so. Charlie I read this site every day and for the past2 days I’ve almost had a breakdown because there hasn’t been a new one. Don’t judge me people! Also, to everyone who asked, the kardashians are people who are famous for being famous OR having a sex tape. And kims really famous because she has a big butt. That’s all
A two day gap isn’t that unusual. However, if Charlie hasn’t posted by tomorrow…then I’d be worried.
pillow fights hurt these girls? they must be terrified of getting put in the comfy chair.
no-one gets my monty python reference?
No sorry.
damn. well here’s the scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSe38dzJYkY
I MISS YOU GUYS! I’ve been caught up with school, family drama, volunteering, helping my friends through hard times…the list goes on. I have a huge statewide test tomorrow and the next day…I’m just under pressure. And I haven’t been on in like a week and I miss you guys so much :( I just wanted you all to know that I didn’t abandon you!
Thank you for taking a moment out of your day to send up a flare and let us know you are ok. As a teacher, I will be sending you out good testing juju for the next 2 days. I missed your voice here and look forward to reading more of your humor and prose when you are able.
I’m not part of the comment fam-bam
just an occasional reader
but good luck on your exam!
its oddly appropriate that I inadvertently rhymed…..
Hahaha this is why I love you guys.
How did you know what the Kardashians were doing on the show that day?
I bet you he was watching it too.
IM BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
I’ve missed y’all!
<3
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