Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Hey POTUS, whoever the hell you are, your road block made me late for my eyebrow waxing!” Some people think they’re so important.
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POTUS? What’s that?
POTUS= President of the United States.
ahhhh…. I’ve never heard that term before.
Lol me neither, and POTUK doesn’t have the same ring to it xD
presidents of the united states
I’m pretty sure they think this POTUS guy is a terrorist.
that is wicked funny charlie. You should ask them what they thought of the terrorist being so close
Perhaps hanging out alongside Bin Laden in their cave?
. . . Making “manginas”?
Charlie, you should start leaving road cones/blocks outside their door now. > : )
that is a fantastic idea.
oh my gosh! that would be fantastic! they sell tiny orange cones!! you should do like, a little maze for them to go through or something….
with little notes saying sincerely POTUS
that would be hilarious!!
Oh, wow… They can just reschedule if they need to.
Just to let the world know, I learnt how to thread eyebrows on Wednesday and spent the day threading my brother’s arm. That kinda relates to this post :D
Totally relates to this post. :) Lol your poor brother haha. I hate threading my eyebrows, but I prefer it to waxing them. :)
you should put caution tape on their door!
Is it just me or has charlie not been doing responses anymore? also, what happened to Alicia?
I asked this question before, and Charlie said that sometimes he just likes to read our posts.
Well, WE MISS YOU CHARLIE!
I’ve also noticed Charlie not really responding…
As for Alicia, well, we’ve been busy. We have a lot of exams coming up in school and stuff, and she’s just generally busy. But trust me!!! I have been repeatedly telling her to come back to DGAM since her poems are missed. I’ll try harder, pinky swear.
Ehhhh. I’m kinda on the Girls’ side on this. Once I went into NYC to see the MOMA with my parents and apparently Biden was in the city at the same time. The traffic was insane because of all the road blocking that was made for him.
Admittedly, I’m a little on their side, too. When the VP was in Portland, we got stuck in traffic and missed the beginning of the Lion King musical. D:
I didn’t know anybody else from Portland was on this site, now I’m a little too excited…
I’m gonna be moving to Portland soon maybe possibly probably, and we have the same name! Legit.
There is no excuse for missing the opening to Lion King the Musical. I don’t care if its Osama himself! Lol but seriously that’s not okay.
For once I’m also a little on their side. When Obama was in Columbus in October, it literally shut down two of the major roads in the city. As well as a good chunk of campus. As in, people were late getting places because they stupidly thought that the normal, most direct route across campus was something they should take. Instead, they got interrogated “where are you going?” Ugh. On the plus side, it was probably the safest walk home ever!
Hey I live in DC and have been late to stuff numerous times because some ambassador or president or something needs to be escorted somewhere by a full police motorcade
i’d be on their side if they were complaining about being late for something important, like a job interview, but not an eyebrow wax.
Hey, hey. From a guy’s perspective, waxing is pretty god damned important.
I think it’s more about them not knowing what “POTUS” meant, not about the traffic. I’m from DC and the motorcade is super annoying. It ties up traffic in a city that already has some of the worst traffic in the country.
Actually in 2008 when I was in Maryland, During the campaign mind you, I was at the same mall as Mrs. Biden. They pretty much were doing random checks to make sure there werent bombs in anyones purses, and they had a decoy Mrs. Biden walking around with her own security. You couldnt even be on the same escalator as either the decoy or the real mrs biden.
…escalator? Elevator, okay, but escalator is extreme.
Yes. Escalator. it was CRAZY.
I’m snickering at this because where I live, we barely get traffic jams!
Thanks for the laughs today. I really needed them!:)
Ha, this one is awesome ^_^
The POTUS does really suck when it comes to blocking traffic. When I was in Hawaii, he was there the exact same time and place as me like 10 times. He kept blocking the streets on the Marine Corps Base, we couldn’t go to the beach, and we were late to Christmas because of him.
Aww man, I would have loved to see POTUS perform
We could start quite the political argument here but I’ll keep my mouth shut ;1
i am in love with this blog, fyi
And of course we all know that if they can’t get to their eyebrow waxing the world will end.
ehliyet…
ehliyet…
why are you saying driver’s license in turkish??
His name is a link to a website about it.
It seems kinda sketchy.
I’m writing this here, just because you haven’t posted today. HAPPY EASTER CHARLIE!!!!!!!
Because eyebrow waxings should be the most important item on everyone’s agenda. Including the president’s. :P
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I’ve just clicked on your link, and before I read it I just needed to tell you…I love the font :)
Thank you! I hope you like the content just as much as the font! :)
is your name a will grayson will grayson reference? if so, wins abound!
Charlie, I was in LA this week and was very disappointed that you didn’t just pop out of nowhere :(
Charlie you need an iphone app!!!
Yes, please!
No Easter post? I was looking forward to it.
Well no one else said it, happy zombie Jesus day! Or Easter.
Excuse me? I think, if you scroll up, you’ll find that have said Happy Easter. In CAPITAL LETTERS!
… i am never calling it easter again. Ever. Thank you for making my day :)
Alex, I meant no DGAM post. Commenting was nice, but I was looking forward to a religious jewel of wisdom.
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