Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“So I guess they found Obama Bin Laden pretty much dead at a house in Iraq.” Literally nothing in that sentence was correct.
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oh my…
those are really my only words for this. just..oh my.
Whoasiff… I live around rednecks, and they’re not even this dumb.
rednecks are NOT dumb!!!!!!!!!
At the very least, let us applaud them for knowing something went down last night.
At the very least, let’s applaud them for their subject-verb agreement.
This is truly mystifying. I’ve been switching between studying for AP tests and editing video segments, locked in my room, and I *still* know exactly what happened.
You mean other than one of them? Wow! You’re right, applause is required. Love your wit Charlie.
At least there’s that much, yes.
Honestly, when I heard that it had happened my first thoughts were “I wonder what letter will come from this?” and something about manginas.
you can’t applaud them for knowing… it was like an earthquake. The second it happened their was a a facebook page and a million posts
I’m almost impressed at how wrong that comment is. just…wow…
At least they know Osama’s been found…?
except they don’t, because they think it was Obama.
I was saddened last night to see how many people in my news feed announced that “Obama had been found and killed!”
Isn’t it weird how last week they said something about Osama Bin Laden being bored in a cave and now hes dead? I think they might be secretly CIA.
I think I’d have to agree. Maybe they only seem dumb because they’re so immersed in their work?
Or their stupidity is just a cover.
you mean they’re cia operatives and they arranged the operation?
we just ble their cover. now we are ALL dead
I’d say Charlie’s kind of screwed…
those poor poor girls… lmao
check out failblog, there are tonnes of mistakes in the news that state Obama bin Laden, but weird though because before they actually pronounce it right.. i’m sorry but maybe your hearing is getting bad Charlie :(
How would his hearing be going bad when they said Obama bin Laden? They’re the ones saying it incorrectly, not Charlie.
*Pokes Leila with his pointy obvious-stick*
I think his point was that he may have misheard them, and they actually said Osama not Obama =)
Oh, and no innuendo intended =P
I lol’d.
I knew when this happened that the girls would have something interesting to say about it. This is just too funny. And I agree with Charlie, at least they knew something important happened last night.
They got the Bin Laden part right…and kudos to them for kind of paying attention to what is going on the world.
That statement is so incorrect I am unable to produce a logical answer…
They got bin laden and dead right…
They just didn’t find him that way.
Nor did they find him in Iraq, it was Pakistan. xD
They also got the “I guess” part right. And guess they did.
They got the O_ama part too.
You know that moment when you realise that The Girls know something big happened and you don’t, Jeez I feel so…incompetent! I’ll google it eventually >.<'
I bet those girls found out about this blog early on, and they say things like this so that they can laugh at you making fun of them. Maybe they even have their own blog to make fun of your blog that makes fun of them. Meta.
If anyone is actually this dumb… maybe the world really will ind in 2012.
Hahahaha this made me laugh because I was reading an article in my newspaper and it said, and I quote, “Bush put down the marker not long after the Sept. 11 attacks, saying he wanted Obama ‘dead or alive.'” Ha!
I wonder if they even found this site, if they would know it would be of them…..
implying the girls are real.
They are real! How dare you doubt Charlie!
More like implying the girls can read.
was the reply “Oh no! does that mean we have to vote for a new governor?”
a girl in my school came in and talked about how sarah palin would become president now…
ROFL!!!!!!!
never let that girl register to vote.
never let the gam register, either.
This is just plain hilarious.
My initial response to this post: “…”
My eventual response: “They’re… They’re actually serious.”
Wow. Just wow. I literally just laughed out loud at this post. It is so hard to believe that these girls are actually this dumb.
How long do you stare at the ceiling with your mouth open once they’ve said something before you run for the computer to update us all?
Also, has this time decreased in relation to how long they have been there?
Got a visual from your comment. YOU WIN THE INTERNET!!!!!!
The Interwebs to be more correct :P
one more from me
I don’t even know where this stupidity materializes…at this point it would be easier for them to be accurate on at least one thing…not only are they dumb they are literally creating never near impossible levels of being so!
But do the girls know if he was found with a mangina or not?
Sadly (or perhaps not so sadly) when I heard he had been killed, one of my first thoughts was “man, I can’t wait to hear what the GAM comes out with on this one.” You’re taking over the world, Charlie, one brain at a time :)
so did i! i was sad it was over the weekend and i’d have to wait a whole day to see what the girls had said
I feel like these Girls just out smarted my sister. To quote, “I thought Osama was our president, why would they be allowed to just kill him?”
HAHAHAH. your comment totally made me LOL.
wowwwwwww thats all i can say just wowwwwwww
I’m sorry to say it, but I believe your sister might be even more stupid than the GAM. It is a difference in mistaking the name and in actually believing that the President was killed.
Perhaps her sister was watching Fox News, which actually said President Barack Obama is dead.
They definitely think the POTUS is a terrorist
They are not alone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_c-w74G5EY&feature=player_embedded
This is just great! Omg… It cracks me up! I agree with Charlie tho at least they new something went down last night….
Woww. These girls are a bunch of smarties.
Side-note: An article about you was in our newspaper today – yay!!
Are you 100% sure it’s about Charlie? And which newspaper?
Yerppp. It was about him and this site. The article was in The Daily Collegian – Penn State’s newspaper.
Ohhhhh my goodness…
I don’t think an epic facepalm is enough for this…
I was REALLY hoping they’d say something to confuse the president of the united states, and the leader of a worldwide terrorist organization. Thanks for not letting me down, GAM!
Oh wow. Each post I feel like the GAM can’t get any more dumb. Each time I am wrong. How do these poor souls live on their own? Someone needs to help them. Like a lot haha :)
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is it bad that right after i heard Bin Laden was dead, one of my first thoughts was “I can’t wait to see what the Girls Above Me say about this”?
Not at all. That was my very first thought too haha :)
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My first though was, “Yay! We are temporarily safe!” my second thought was, “the GAM better say something hilarious about this.”
Wow… just Wow! They watch the news?!
Maybe they read my blog and they got confused?
Statistically speaking, these girls should be right once in awhile.
Not only are they dumb but they’re also statistical impossibilities….
Am I the only one who understands that Charlie cherry-picks comments? Naturally he’d only put in things that are funny or amusingly incorrect. The point of the blog is to make fun of the girls; where is the entertainment value of them being right?
Ergo, those comments would not make it here.
so you think their dialogs deconstructing dystopian literature are being harshly repressed?
@ Cygnus: While I’m a bit dubious about deconstructing dystopian literature goes on, I’m willing to bet they are not the complete droolers they sound like here.
On another note, today is the anniversary of Voldemort’s demise!
^Like!
my brother made literally the same statement. hes 24. tragic.
please slap your brother for the rest of us.
way ahead of you
Wow. And I thought they couldn’t get any dumber.
I heard the news about Bin Laden and I knew I had to check DGAM
Fox News actually made a mistake on this last night…
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/another-fox-news-mistake-obama-bin-laden-dead/politics/2011/05/02/19560
In Fox New’s case, it’s probably not a mistake. A mistake implies lack of intent. Fox most likely did it deliberately. Word Association for the idiot masses that watch it so they think “Terrorist” when they hear “Obama”.
Fox is Satan’s Bitch.
Not that I’m anti Fox or anything =P
But was he mid-mangina?
hate to say it but that was my first thought.
This first thing I thought about when I heard the news of Osama was what GAM would say the next day.
Charlie, you’ve done it. Found a comment dumb enough for me to give you my email address, in commemoration of their complete unawareness, and my sudden need to commemorate things. Because I guess Obama Bin Laden is dead somewhere in a house in Iraq.
In there defense they are not the only ones to mix up Osama/Obama.
I love our President but damnit there names are similar, people were saying obama bin laden all last night and having to correct themselves.
Im just surprised they didn’t say “So apparently Jack Bauer killed Obama last night.”
and i mean their names.
oops.
As soon as I heard the news, I thought “Wow, they finally found him.”. A few seconds later, I thought “Wonder what the girls will say about this”
First thing I thought when I heard this was, I wonder what they’ve said about it….. I think this is an unhealthly addiction :P
I just want them to hurt. Let’s drown their flat irons.
Whoever you are-I love you and your evil genius mind.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh how I adore stupid people.
Ummmk. Niccce. Is this legit?
this is how rumors get started?
i’m wondering what alicia will write…
They didn’t even realize that Obama is the President. Obama is not dead nor is he terrorist. Osama however is dead and was a terrorist.
Well, to be fair, the smartest girl I know told me about Osama Bin Laden being killed yesterday morning. She then went on to say that she had never heard of Bin Laden until that morning. At least the GAM kind of know who he was……
i think you need to find some smarter people.
HAHAHAHAHA love and my apologies for you poor thing. I must say however I would find your apartment very entertaining! DONT MOVE!!
Bin Laden, Hitler, and Voldemort all died on the same weekend.
I’ve heard something about there being some sort of Satanic holiday around May 1st; maybe it’s also when all the people who’ve sold their souls lose them for good…
Actually it’s a pagan holiday called Beltane. Not satanic at all. It’s just a festival day to celebrate the returning of life to the Earth and whatnot.
I must say, at least they got the grammar right
Ah, but your sentence wasn’t correct either. The “Bin” is not supposed to be capitalized. It’s Osama bin Laden or Usama bin Laden.
OR Osama bin Ladin or Usama bin Ladin. Makes you wonder if he changed his name just to get really many ways of writing it and therefore seem more terrifying.
Actually it’s just because there’s not straightforward translation for his name.
Wait a sec, do you live below me…?
no way is this real. no way. absolutely not…
First comes the denial, then the anger, then the bargaining and finally acceptance.
I knew there would be something along the lines of an Osama/Obama mixup, and they did not disappoint. Congrats GAM, and congrats Charlie on once again bringing laughter into my life.
hahahahhaha. prolly the funniest one it a while.
at least they got his name right…..
no they didn’t…
When I first read it, it seemed like gibberish. And then when I tried saying it like a bimbo, it suddenly made sense.
Actually, in Mexico, the news went to interview people off the streets about this. They purposefully said “Obama bin Laden” and asked for the answerers’ level of education. The people who didn’t finish grade school all commented “Oh yeah, that Obama guy was real bad” (only in Spanish). Seeing this post made me laugh. Thank you, Charlie, you made my week! :)
Hey Charlie,
I’m from Indonesia. Been reading your blog for a while now.
I’d come home from a hard and bad day at work, turn on my laptop and go to this site. Then I’d laugh and I’m alright again. Thank you :)
You rock.
Cheers,
Dita.
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah. ha. ha. ha. :D
your hot by the way. :D
So, I know the GAM didn’t do it on purpose, but I’m curious how many typos happened due to auto spell check? Like how my phone recognizes one, but not the other and will automatically change it if I’m not careful? Am I the only one who thinks that might be a reason for the discrepancy between what is said and typed???
All I can say is: What?
I was in the southern tornadoes, with all power out, getting Twitter updates using the last of my phone’s battery- and even I knew what happened.
Don’t do drugs, kids…
Hang about, he was in a house, so ten out of ten for effort, – several billion for not checking the news, literally, every news channel, every radio station, every newspaper, every web page had this, this is a special kind of special.
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I call shenanigans on this one, there’s just too much obvious stupidity in it…
Oh you Americans make me laugh. :)
Not *everything*… she said she was guessing :P
Alpha TV…
Alpha TV…