Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Oh my God, and when he pulled out, he came all over my Haylie Duff pillow!” WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!!! http://bit.ly/htiGrq
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oh dear god NOT ON THE PILLOW
I’m just honored that she keeps it on her bed.
One man’s treasure is a GAM cushion for extra pushin’, I am appalled.
Charlie, I am so, so sorry. Maybe you could leave them a note with the address of a really good dry cleaner you know….?
The pillow had a good life before this, Charlie. Just remember that.
That is the surprising part, I don’t think I would keep a pillow someone left at my doorstep for over a year. On my bed.
Our thoughts ad prayers are with you Charlie.
that must be a traumatizing thought for you, Charlie…
Oh my gosh. Sorry, Charlie.
NOOOOOOOOO
SO. GROSS.
Oh man…
…I’d really love Alicia to return with some poetry to make this news a little easier for all of us.
Well… I…. No I can’t find any kind of pop-culture joke for this. Just…. no.
she actually kept it?!!!!!
I thought too.
Who keeps a pillow that was left outside your door? And then keeps it (I’m assuming) on their bed?
I think I’m overestimating their rationality.
to be fair, it is haylie duff
This is mildly hilarious.
Oh my gosh Charlie that is awful! How someone could even repeat that, even for the GAM. *hangs head*
If he had to pull out..it probably means shes not on birth control or using condoms…i guess they really arent too bright xD haha
That means they might have kids. That’s a horrible thought.
Dear Kids Above me
When your mom tells you that you’re “Daddy’s little squirt” she’s not using a term of endearment…
This is just straight sad :(
Awwww you poor thing!
that is incredibly, horrifyingly, disgustingly sad. :(
ironic?
She must have been devastated; I’m sure the pillow was her most prized possession.
My heart just broke for you… So sorry, Charlie.
Last time you ever give them a nice gift.
This is devastating… D:
I love how she actually kept a pillow that was randomly in front of her door.
RIP Pillow though :(
I’m very sorry, Charlie. This must have been extremely traumatic for you.
RIP Haylie Duff Pillow
…how does she even get laid…I’d think that pillow would ruin the mood for a guy…
As soon as I read “Haylie Duff pillow”, my jaw dropped and i was all “oh no way!!!” = O
I can totally imagine you, Charlie, just walking along munching on something edible and as soon as this was said…:
O.O “What?!” = O *edible something falls out of your mouth in comical fashion*
haha sorry you have to listen to that
GAM Defender, please have a good excuse for this one. Otherwise, we will all have a truly terrible image i our heads. And Charlie, I am sooo sorry that you must live under these people.
i will put my input in what i think GAM defender will say….she was talking about his germ-x and he accedentally exploded it all over her face. just to make sure shes clean!
if only that were true:(
Ha, I defend the girls not the guys they have sex with.
But still, even repeating such a thing loud enough for Charlie to hear should be off-limits.
Oops! meant in, not i
Charlie, we all feel terrible for you. And we’re all here for you! Stay strong!
Oh, and also, I can’t watch the Youtube video because I’m at school and it’s blocked. :(
proxy… they dnt block this site for our school which makes me happy. ^-^
Oh, god, the pillow! I’m so sorry, Charlie.
Oh no…This sums up my feelings on the matter
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
I’m so sorry Charlie.
That is the best website i think i have seen in a long time…
Ugh….GAM never cease to amaze or disgust me….
Everyones acting like it’s the girls fault, but I’m pretty sure they’re upset about it.
Hopefully the pillow is easily cleaned though.
Not all of us are acting like it’s the GAM’s fault. Most of us just feel bad for Charlie. He worshipped that pillow!
This is a global tragedy, the GAM, Charlie and all of us mourn the cleanliness of the pillow.
Now that I think about it…why did you have that Haylie Duff pillow to start with, Charlie?
I believe Charlie used to date Hailey Duff.
Tis a very dark day for this community…
too. much. information.
This actually broke my heart a little :(
Charlie,
Did your new girlfriend ever care that you had a Haylie Duff pillow?
Would you rather: Have your ears, or pillow Haylie’s eyes. Gross.
Great sorrow is found in this post. While flattering it may be that she kept the pillow (I wonder if they argued about who got to keep it), it’s still devastating to know that something like this has happened. :<
aww charlie!
this is heartbreaking! make her a new pillow?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PILLOWWWWWW! ;n;
its not totally inconceivable that she has more than one haylie duff pillow right? I’m more disturbed by the fact that she may have kept a pillow that some random dude (no offense charlie)…..left outside than that other nonsense……
You left out hairy and homeless. That’s what they think he is.
Haylie? What the hell is she famous for?
For being Hilary Duff’s sister.
…you should have stuck a recording device in the pillow.
(too creepy?)
He set up a website dedicated to all he overheard, we passed the creepy line back when he donated the pillow.
And that class is how her pillow got the Herps. She on the other hand, already had it.
I feel like the GAM are getting more and more perverted as time goes on..
The Bastard.
Oh man, you suffer a lot huh?
On the bright side, the withdrawal method is a form of birth control. So that’s good. right. right?
Good God… GAM do NOT need to reproduce. So, thankfully, he did pull out.
Though maybe one of them having a baby would provide for even funnier posts..?
while I am wondering why do you still kept (before giving it the GAMs) a pillow with your ex-girlfriend’s face…
ARGH, I am sorry for you charlie. No more nice presents for the girls!
Oh god. This post made me sound like I don’t speak English (tehcnically it’s not my first language but I speak it more than I do my mother tongue…) Let me correct myself:
While I am wondering why you kept (before giving it to the GAMs) a pillow with your ex-girlfriend’s face on it…
ARGH I’m sorry for you Charlie. No more nice presents for the girls!
and apparently I cannot spell tecnhnically. The english language just does not agree with me today.
technically damn it!
*needs to start proofing before clicking on submit comment*
While unfortunate, this provides an excellent opportunity for replacement. Charlie, recon time! Check to see if they have Bieber Fever or the Black Plague, then hop in the Batmobile to the local store for supplies. Hilarity, even a year later, will occur.
As Alicia shows no signs of appearing, I shall write the lament on her behalf (though I fear it won’t be half as good)
Our tears, like the branches of
Lone weeping willows,
Fall fast as we mourn for
The Haylie Duff Pillow.
Our most heartfelt grief goes to
Charlie McDowell,
For the loss of his gift through
A de-mise most foul.
Loved it!
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
:OOOOO nooooooooo! Interesting how we are all sad over a pillow. Although I think that pillow was a symbol of our awesome.
Anybody else feel like this was just the first time she noticed?
D: that is absolutely tragic. i’m so sorry!
This is so appalling! I’m so sorry, Charlie. I offer my deepest sympathy :(
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That poor pillow. So glad they kept it around for our future reference.
…at least he pulled out?
I think they need another present…condoms maybe?
Please tell me that they don’t just rely upon pull-out, we DON’T need little GAMs running around!
ahhhh the pillow! =O
Just watched the youtube video and didn’t know there were other GAM videos up until now! I sat here looking like an idiot cracking up at Charlie dancing downstairs during the GAM’s party. Great stuff, Charlie. haha :D
This is horrific…my thoughts are with you in this dark and difficult time.
:)
Ewww…
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Wow, I haven’t posted in a while but.. Wow, It is awesome that she kept the pillow and It is both sad and rather gross that it fell to such a gruesome demise.