Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I got a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant, but it was after 6pm!” What? Fires don’t need to be put out at night!
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hahahahaha
She’s not the only one…
bahahahahahahah! I love it! Everyone knows the fire hydrants go to sleep after 6 pm!
Unfortunately parking enforcement officers don’t ;D
My house has a fire hydrant in the front yard… people park in front of it ALL THE TIME and NEVER get a ticket….
That’s almost like saying the sun isn’t hot at night.
Wait?…What?…the suns hot at night too???…where does it go?
It must hide behind the clouds. Because obviously, that makes it cool off. this is the best in awhile, Charlie :)
So excited there’s a post on my birthday!
Happy Birthday!
thank you! you just made my whole weekend :) i love this website its so funny!
I still want to know how did they even get their drivers license
The only explanation is that the people who gave them their drivers tests were male.
and the girls cried (not an all out slobber-fest just those pretty tears that some girls manage). that’s how my aunt got her license back in the late 70’s/early 80’s.
Pretty sure it was their insane skills!
Not the driving ones… the other uh… yeah *looks around awkwardly*
Party at their place….
Oh my. Those poor poor girls. Oh how I wish I had their ‘innocent’ minds in life. X.x
Fire hydrants exist for decoration. I thought everyone knew that! ;)
These girls never fail to amuse me.
fire hydrants have something to do with fire?
This made me think of the movie Pleasantville– when Toby Maguire’s character tries to tell the fire department that there’s a fire, but they have no idea what he’s talking about, and they don’t realize there’s an emergency until he says “Cat!” (Good movie. You should watch it if you haven’t. And if you have, you should watch it again.)
This made my life.
You know what would make my life? If Charlie followed me on Twitter. That would DEFINITELY make my life!
*sighs* I miss Charlie’s comments.
I miss them, too! Greatly.
It was fun! And it was like, “Ima rush on to see if Charlie actually responded to ME!” And then when he did, it was like, ” ;O; sajdbnljasndjlasndasjn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
Yeah……
I’m back! I’m back! Hi Alex and Ali.
How long have they been living above you anyway? Have you ever found out their real names?
YAY! HI CHARLIE!
;O;
Hi Charlie!!! : D
Glad to see you’re back! C:
I thought they were only there for dogs to pee on… :O
God bless you for turning a potentially horribly living situation into a hilarious webpage. I love this site, but totally pity you for having such idiotic neighbors.
They shouldn’t be allowed to drive surely?