Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Is that an ash cloud?” Just a cloud. “Ooo, ash cloud?” Just a different cloud. “Ash cloud!” THERE ARE NO ASH CLOUDS IN LA!
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Heehee. They are so silly. :) Oh and first comment!
HAHAHA. It’s like playing the spot the shape in the clouds game but this time it’s trying to figure out whether it’s an ash cloud or not!
oooh, and I can’t believe I miss being first by just a little bit.
*i missed being first
….Did they hear about the volcano that erupted in Europe or something??
Not really related to this post but wanted to say thanks Charlie for getting the comments back up. I really missed all the sillyness of everyones replies. You are AWESOME! :D
I’m sorry it took so long! Welcome back everyone.
What happened there, anyway?
Imagine what would happen if they saw a double rainbow.
I think that might actually prompt the end of the world.
Dang, you beat me to it = P
Already done. December 23rd…
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Holy Kardashian! The world is seriously coming to an end, there are TWO rainbows outside!” Seems like a pretty gay way to go out.
Let’s cross our fingers and hope that me forgetting what email I used to sign onto here with didn’t result in me getting an ugly icon…
Oh, god, purple. Now I have a hideous icon to not post with, how unsatisfactory..
You’re not as intimidating anymore.
I miss your green snowflake!! Now I’ll have to train myself to look for a purple snowflake for GAM Defender comments
Suddenly you seem sweet and fluffy like a teddy bear. And that Ash cloud is ruining my exams, bastard featured cloud.
They probably have incredible eyesight allowing them to see the ash cloud in Britain. But keep it on the DL, we don’t want the government getting ahold of their incredible powers.
Assuming for a moment that it would even be possible to see that far… the curvature of the Earth would make it impossible for them to see Europe from L.A.
It’s called a joke.
It’s completely possible if the Flat-Earthers are right, and I think they’re based out of California anyways, so who know? Maybe the GAM are Flat-Earthers and have such strong convictions that they honestly believe they CAN see the ash-clouds in Europe.
Man, that was hard to type with a straight face.
I thought about adding the fact that their vision not only allows them to see nearly 5,500 miles away but bend light to go against the traditional straight lines of light ray, but I didn’t think it was necessary.
It could be possible, Sarah Palin used to say that she could see Russia from her backyard in Alaska…
to be fair to Sarah Palin(never thought I’d even think this ha nutjob), Russia can be seen from Alaska. Oh god, I can’t type this without giggling.
Oooh! GAMdefender your snowflake is all different!
i reckon they use their powers for the government. we already uncovered their secret cia spy lives a few weeks ago, this is obviously part of that job.
Let’s try for another icon…
I’ve been thinking of making my icon the same as Charlie’s…just to confuse everyone. It’d be amusing!
I hate blue…
and apparently orange too.
90% of the comments are going to be mine when I’m done…
Okay, that’s close enough. Excuse the spam, I’m a prissy bitch and having an ugly icon would just ruin my week.
I liked the orange one, but I guess you’ve decided to go with the baby poop color.
But this is similar to my old one, just slightly darker.
I come back and no one comments anymore? What is this?!
We need to call a family meeting.
I’m present and ready, Charlie!
Charlie…how are you?!?!
Oh, oh! Adopt me into the family also! XD
I’m well. How are you, Alicia?
I’m pretty good myself. I miss coming here every day.
We’ve missed you, Alicia. Welcome back.
Don’t worry, Alicia, the comments section went down for a while. Just a minor fluke. :D
WTF is with the GAM Defender getting different colors??? I got an ugly blue one and you don’t see me multiple posting!
And Alicia, please make a poem!
Because I’m more of a bitch than you are, or less of a bitch considering if you had done it, I wouldn’t have cared.
Defender! You’re back!!!! yay
Yeah Defender, you are more of a bitch. You win! You want a gold star?
The satisfaction of knowing I won is enough for me, thanks.
can i have his gold star?
Hola there.
I think they breathed in the imaginary ash cloud.
PS I saw a commercial for 2 Broke Girls. It sounds like Dear Girls Above Me…
Seriously Charlie, these last two posts are making me think that you’re becoming a foster mother to these girls.
Ash cloud, ash cloud
None are over here.
Ash cloud, ash cloud
None are even near.
Ash cloud, ash cloud,
Not one in sight.
Ash cloud, ash cloud,
Their minds give me a fright.
There she is.
It’s like a reunion. Time to break out the Sunchips.
sun chips are delicious!
Nice Alicia! I’ve missed these.
Thank god, you are writing poems again, loving the astrophic Iams.
*Hugs*
Very nice poetry, Alicia. And I’m glad to see the forums are done hiccuping. God, the GAM just kill me…! :D
I’m just really impressed they know that an ash cloud even exists….
my first thought too.
ALICIA! Oh man. I missed your poems. And you. The family is back together!
I feel like we should all use icons.
That would be cool, but the biggest benefit of the random color icons instead of pictures is that if the girls ever find the site everyone here would most definitely be a lot safer.
And hi Charlie, I know I’ve missed you most of all= )
including the guy who advertises that he lives(underlined) below them.
It seems like everyone’s getting a new icon except me. I feel cheated.
My e-mail address is registered because I blog.. so I get a picture.
And I could take those girls if they ever found this blog because a) I’m scrappy and b) I’m on the other coast.. so I think I’m pretty safe, anyway. =]
Were they seriously sitting at a window thinking rain clouds were made of ash?
yes.
Alicia! Wonderful poem! Where have ya been?
no ash clouds, just smog
They should go to Hawaii see some real ash clouds. Tho’ knowing them they’d say they were rain clouds. -__-‘
maybe they were saying they saw a H-ash cloud? or and A**Clown? and the words were just muffled?
Generally, one need not ask is someone is an arse clown. It’s pretty obvious. Surely even the girls above Charlie could work that one out.
Why can I see some icons, but not all?
because charlie doesnt love you as much as me XD (no homo)
i just had a GAM momment, forgot what an ash cloud was!
*face-palm*
I’m right there with you, Charlotte. lol
Am I the only one who thought they lived in New York before seeing this post? I guess the girls just seemed like bored trust funders to me.
Charlie, you should make a movie.