Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
01
“He was literally perfect! Except for when he asked me if it looks like his eyes have seen murder.” Don’t get caught up in details.
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Sounds like a line you hear before the Psycho Killer slashes the unsuspecting victim. Haha, you MAY want to intervene on this one!
As their sort of roommate, I’m scared.
Seriously. What kind of people do these girls hang out with????
It’s alright, Charlie. The GAM family is here for you!
My first reaction was that he could be a deep, philosophical type rather than a creep…but then I realized if that was the case, he probably wouldn’t be hanging out around the GAM…
He could be the deep, philosophical type and just looking to get laid?
Seen murder? Does this mean he was the murderer or he just witnessed it?
No!!!! Not the end of the GAMs!
And that’s why there is no truly “perfect” guy out there. Everyone has their flaws. In this case, his might be that he’s a murderer…..
murderer or not, i bet she still goes for him
Who are they talking too? Edward Cullen?
Way to win with that comment, Misty.
Thanks. It was literally my immediate thought.
I think GAM are fine. To much trouble to murder them. Or anyone really. I bet that guy is in Witness Protection.
I think I’m going to start asking that on first dates.
That was literally my plan as well
I think there’s someone weirder than the GAMs!
I wonder if his next question was about whether or not something smelling like chloroform? At least then she has an excuse for not remembering all the other creepy murderer stuff this guy may or may not have said… Also, I would feel better if I knew you had some pepper spray or something, Charlie. Just in case.
I think these girls should just move on to the lucky guy in line…..
As long as she brings him back to her apartment while a. the other GAM is there and b. you’re home to protect them, Charlie – I think all is going to turn out just fine.
But who’s going to protect Charlie? :(
We are, of course!
… somehow.
Express flight to America from Australia, to protect some guy in his mid twenties that I only know online….that’ll go down REALLY well with the parents!
(And yes, I was just guessing your age, Charlie.)
Sounds legit.
LOL
Reasons why Charlie needs to protect the GAM:
1) They’re not sensible enough to stay out of trouble.
2) If they get injured or die we lose our entertainment*.
*Though either of them on pain meds might be more comical than when they’re sober.
Are the GAMs really EVER sober?
No, probably not. I guess I should refine that to say them on pain meds would be more comical than when they’re in their normal state of being.
I don’t like the sound of this guy, Charlie. Keep your eyes and ears open!
sorry to intrued on your little family but they hang out with physocos… there are only so many facepalms in the world.
I don’t know about that. With all the people in the world that’s a lot of facepalm-ing. Of course that would really hurt.
win!
I thought that was his reaction after listening to them talk…?
But then he would have had murder in his eyes, rather than having eyes that looked as though they’d seen murder. Unless, of course, he makes a habit of bumping off bimbos.
Sanasaaa sanasaaaa sanasasa sanasaa
What?
I don’t know, this sounds like my kinda guy ;) Murders get my blood pumping, haha.
I just realised that is people used the initials of Girls Above You, it would be GAY rather than GAM. Just wanted to share that.
fail.. If*
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