Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

14

(while throwing up) “I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.” I’m pretty impressed you had the determination to say it like that.

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  1. Charlie McDowell says:

    1st! <—– not cool when I do it.

    • Gennie says:

      1st!

      …To Reply to your “1st” comment! =P

    • LiaC says:

      I don’t think that it is ever cool for people to type ‘first’ It’s just annoying. Although you will always be cool :)

      • Leila says:

        Agreed! I do not get the fascination people have with doing that. Especially when they only type about how they got the first comment and nothing else.

    • Alex says:

      You don’t need to be the first commentor to be cool, Charlie. To this GAM family, you’re cool just as you are!

  2. Sara says:

    So technically, I’m first!

  3. Chantal says:

    *first*
    Thats talent right there lol

  4. Chantal says:

    damn, that would have been awesome if my 1st time commenting had been the 1st post

  5. David says:

    4th! not including charlie! lol

  6. Leila says:

    Wow… you can really hear EVERYTHING they say or do!

  7. sissygirl12 says:

    haha could be morning sickness

  8. Mea-chan says:

    Small points for determination.

  9. Emily says:

    At least they can laugh at themselves while hangover vomiting…?

  10. Cammie says:

    but seriously, stop running. this is important, i promise.

  11. Rachel says:

    I’m also impressed at their determination. Also, feeling pretty stupid because I’ve also done that while vomiting. I hope my upstairs neighbors don’t post things about me! lol

  12. Taylor W. says:

    Haha! Iron stomach!

  13. Olivia says:

    did they have a gay pride parade after party?

  14. Alex says:

    I admire her courage to admit that it was the alcohol that caused the vomiting.

  15. Gracelyn says:

    how long did you have to put up with this, Charlie? you poor man.

  16. Ocean Love says:

    I have a new goal in life! Okay, not really. The real question for this is… Did she get the tune right?

  17. Mary says:

    Wow. I applaud you for finding a non-violent (though I’m not sure how healthy) way of venting your frustrations with, perhaps, the most feeble minds I have ever had the ill fortune of stumbling upon.

  18. MollyZ says:

    I’m a bit impressed, honestly. I haven’t come across someone with that much determination in a long time.

  19. Philip says:

    Personally, I don’t drink. Avoiding unpleasant situations like this is certainly a plus. I doubt even I could laugh at myself if I did this to myself.

  20. Marissa says:

    I’ve only commented once before, but I still don’t feel like a part of the family :(

  21. Tigerr says:

    This may seem like a strange request, but meh you guys are just as strange :P… Charlie can I brush and plait your beard? It’s like a life goal xD

  22. Mephistopheles says:

    Admitting you have a problem is the first, Oh I cant remember the rest of this.

  23. K8 says:

    Charlie, have you ever read Star Island by Carl Hiassen? Because the character of Cherry Pye sounds like it could have been based off your girls.

  24. Macy says:

    The GAM’s parents blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

  25. Random Punmaster says:

    I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.

  26. Quinny says:

    I love this site… my best friend and I spent hours going through all of it when we found it

  27. Diana says:

    I think it is a country song. A-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. She was probably trying to sing. *guffaw*

  28. Kris10 says:

    Hah. This made me laugh. Really hard. 8D

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