Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Well if you still have diarrhea tomorrow we need to get you some of that Exlax stuff.” Putting out the fire with gasoline, huh?
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Hm, kinda like drowning a fish in water too.
I hate to think what happens when they do that!
Oh my, and poor charlie has to hear that too! You might want some earplugs if they do this Charlie!
Eewwwwwwww. times 2!!!
I’m gonna buy some popcorn.
If you do, you really should do a special edition video for us. :)
What sort? Don’t get toffee popcorn because the color will ruin it for you…since she has diarrhea…
I get the feeling that you enjoy listening to these girls far too much, Charlie.
I suppose I can understand their confusion. LAXatives make you poo so ExLax must stop it. That’s my contribution to all of this. And now, since I said I understand them, I must go watch an intelectual show: I think Jepardy is on today.
Hope they don’t do anything about spelling. (Jeopardy)
Sorry, I had to.
Similar thing happened between 2 of my friends. Friend #1 was throwing up a lot and friend #2 suggested milk of magnesia to stop it. I was under the impression that was TO throw up.
No, Milk of Magnesia is to make you poop. You pick up that knowledge in a nursing home, lol.
I honestly hope that they go see a doctor. Diarrhea is nasty buisness. (In more ways than one)
She may just poop out the rest of her brain…
Brain? What brain?
Are you the same Leah from DBPB?
No idea what Exlax was (had to google it up)
My first thought was she should take Pepto Bismol
so, I get it, this is really funny. But don’t you think its a little bit wrong to be publishing all of this personal info online without GAM’s permission or even knowledge? …again this site is hysterical but, not so nice….
I don’t know that relating a few daft comments is that great an invasion of privacy. It’s not like their street address and band details are doing the rounds.
*bank
Charlie changed their real names, too. No invasion of privacy as far as I can see. :)
What invasion of privacy?? Charlie’s given them fake names to protect their identity and has never revealed where he lives, other than the general area of LA. It’s safe to assume that he doesn’t live in the projects or the ghetto, but it’s still a large city.
In addition to that, how is this any different than you telling a friend the stupid thing you overheard someone say or that they said to you? Or any other ridiculous incident that occurred that you happened to have been able to observe? Did you ask the persons permission to tell the story to your friend(s)? I highly doubt it. The only difference between this and that, is that this happens to be reaching a much wider audience. And even then, that wasn’t the original intent. Charlie started this on twitter and it was just his friends following him then, but through re-tweets and so on, more people became aware of these hilarious notes to the GAM and it evolved to this.
If you feel that this is “not so nice” then I’m sure you wouldn’t like sites like notalwaysright.com or whydidyoubuymethat.com or even passiveagressivenotes.com. Those are funny things that are posted without the persons permission or knowlege, and sometimes even give out more information that the couple of crumbs Charlie has given us here.
amen
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
I see what you did there.
Clever, clever.
Thank you.. thank you.
i think i love you.
I took me a little while (and a bit of research) to understand this….I feel dumb.
So I would think that due to these girls drinking problem, they would know how to deal with beer shits..I must be wrong. I’m actually surprised the other girl’s response wasn’t, “But think of how much weight your going to lose!”
has anyone noticed the lack of poems lately? I think I’ll try to make one:
these girls are very dumb
their brains are numb
from to much drinking
and not enough thinking
poor charlie must hear this
them puking and when they piss
and the occasional diarreha
I just have one thing to say. Smh..
Hah, hah, punmaster, that was great there :D
Why thank you :)
I guess their cure for vomiting must be ipecac.
i’m surprised they didn’t think of pepto, with its catchy jingle and what have you…
lmfao. ew. girls don’t poop.
Damn, girl. If you don’t poop, you might wanna go see someone about that.
gross sorry charlie but that was one did not want to hear bout guess you didnt either huh?
That’s hysterical. LOL
You may want to invest in a high-quality gas mask. Possibly some earplugs too?
dyyyyyyyying <3
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