Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“So, my ‘Circumcised Penises Only’ streak is officially over.” Sorta sounds like when I made the switch from Legos to Playmobil’s.
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First again, Chuck. I can haz more keyboard smashing?
Bahahaha! Hey Charlie, have you ever been called ‘Chuck’ before?
No.
Oh, All right.
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YES! EPIC WIN!
I’m jealous of the keyboard smashing. No lies.
Yay! I finally got a comment closer to the top! :D
And she has been keeping track? I feel rather sorry for the things that you hear and DON’t put up Charlie.
I’m not sure if anyone can possibly be inspired to write poetry from this one…
Nice. Just what you wanted to know I’m sure, eh Charlie?
Long time reader, (pretty much) first time commenter…
Does anyone know what the posters are behind Charlie in the homepage pic? I’m curious for a number of reasons.
p.s. Favorite site in (on?) the entire interwebs.
You can always just ask Charlie himself. :)
So, what are they Charlie?
My guess is the one on the left might be The Beatles… Let it be?
Welcome!
Well, I don’t normally play with Legos, but I think I may know the diff between those and Playmobii’s. >.<
Well I´m glad they are opening themselves to new horizons. uh on second thought maybe they’ve already been too open.
Well change is hard. Gotta give them that.
hehe
Will these girls ever run out of ridiculous things to say? Granted, I dunno how big of a difference there can be since my boyfriend is the only guy I’ve ever slept with and he’s not circumcised.
So like, how do they even find out before having sex? Ask? Or base it on the religions most likely to have circumcised penises? Haha, or the best one would be the guy drops his pants thinking that he’s gonna get some and when she sees he’s uncircumcised, she says “Oh sorry, I’m kinda trying to stay on this streak right now. No sex for you!”
Hahahah. I mean it’s a major coincidence other wise if she’s only picked up circumcised guys.
That was my first thought..how did she know beforehand whether the guy was circumcised or not?
Maybe they use their truth serum, and by that I mean Alcohol, to find out before le sexy time.
And why do people care so much about being the first comment?..I’m guessing they were the kids in school who had to be called on first..over-fucking-achievers.
somebody’s mad they werent first… XD
David made a funny!
Ha! No I’m not mad. I guess if that’s some people’s only chance at being first in anything, I’ll let them have it.
It just seems like a waste…they could have said something funny before anybody else.
Ehm, do you really think she sees his willy when she has sex with them for the first time? Ha ha ha.
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J/K
good to know she looks at what she puts in her mouth
*like*
I love the internet, don’t you?
I’m actually proud of her. When I saw my first uncircumcised penis I was a lesbian from that day forward. Now I’m on a ‘vagina-only’ streak.
Three years and counting.
Really? That’s all it took?
Yep. My boyfriend at that time whipped it out one day, and it scared me so much that I’ve steered clear of penises and men in general since then.
That’s a little depressing.
More than a little depressing. No offense to your being lesbian, KimeeFace, that’s yours to deal with, but as an uncircumcised male I take great offense in this. It’s just so… squeamish.
It may not have been the penis itself…I mean, depending on how the (ex)boyfriend at the time..ahem…approached her, it may just be that his methods turned her against it finally.
Okay, so maybe it was more than JUST the penis. But really, that was the last straw.
You can only handle being dick-slapped so much before you realize that enough is enough, and boobs are more fun to play with anyways.
I love how bold you are. Congrats :)
Playmobil? Really?
Lego’s definitely had the edge on them. The only good thing Playmobil did was their pirate ship…
OMG, I totally thought that turtle necks would be making a comeback this season! WIN.
Cygnus, oh my gosh!!
Hey weirdest question ever…are you in the new Britney Spears video? Because if not, you were separated at birth and your twin is a terminator. Congrats!
I got a job today after reason this! There’s no connection, but I’m happy!! :D
**Inflection. Sorry, that was bugging me.
Also, Barista, and Starbucks. But I believe that the misspells may have been intentional.
These people crack me up. Thank you for making the internet more enjoyable every day, Charlie. Thank you.
get it get it gurrrrrl!!!
… grossed myself out.
Everyone learns to appreciate the crust on their sandwich or the foreskin on their… panini
^like
Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar movies.
“Ok” I said, “You can have Toy Story, Cars, and Finding Nemo but I’m never gonna give you Up.”
Like! hahaha
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