Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Claire, I need some toilet paper NOW!” Umm, Claire just left…I would help but I’m not gonna blow my cover for a number one.
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Would you for a number 2 then?
I would have to do something for a number two. I’m pretty sure that’s a neighbor code.
I guess that gives a whole new meaning to neighborly duties.
Totally. You can’t just sit there and let number 2 dry out like you can with number 1. You’re totally stuck if your run out of TP on number 2.
You are a good neighbor, mine don’t make cool websites about me or give me pillows, or bring me toilet paper for number two. But they do yell in Chinese a lot.
How do you know they don’t have a website about you?
she must’ve peep really loud.. :/
Clearly why she needs to bring her phone everywhere, on second thought she most likely does…
Is that to say some people don’t? ;)
Seriously though, my phone is permanently in my pants pocket. It’s convenient. And I typically wear my pants when entering the bathroom, so figures.
Not that I’d ever call anyone and inform them that I had my wiener out. Okay maybe.
umm if she is that desperate, a towel would suffice.
Or getting off her ass and grab some herself. Worst case scenario is that she drips urine(remember, number one) drops on the bathroom floor, and I’m gonna kick the first person to complain about having to wpe that afterwards in the dignity.
Haha! so true!
Do you hold it and wait till one of them has to go? Cause you guys go to the bathroom at the same time a god awful lot!
he’s only posted a few regarding bathroom breaks at the same time, and if you think about how much you actually go to the bathroom, they really don’t overlap that much
I kinda feel bad for her. It sucks not having toilet paper.
I asked my roommate to get me toilet paper once, but she pretended not to speak English.
Then I asked her in Spanish and she decided that was the perfect time to walk her dog and NOT get me toilet paper.
I’d say leave some toilet paper outside her door. That way your cover’s not blown, and she’ll appreciate the thought.
If it was ever really that bad…just get in the shower…rub a dub dub! ;)
See, it’s funny cause he can even tell whether she’s peeing or pooping:)
Charlie, I think that you should leave a big pack of Charmin outside their door, knock, and then run away really fast. Toilet paper fairy is a lucrative profession, and there should be more of them in the world for times like these!
CHARLIE!
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Charlie, by “I’m not gonna blow my cover”, do you mean that you are IN their apartment? Because that is the only way she could see you & your cover would be blown.
He’d blow his cover by coming to her rescue with toiletpaper. He doesn’t blow his cover by staying put. In his own appartment. Hence why he’s gonna stay put. In his own appartment. So he won’t blow his cover. I don’t. It’s. Gah!
See both of you don’t get it, he’d blow his cover by bringing the toliet paper, shed ask how he knew and then he could tell her that he can hear everything though the celing. Hence they would shut their mouths more.
She would have to get up to answer the door right…? Why not just gt up and get the toliet paper yourself if your gonna get up at all.
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This sucks but if shes alone I guess it makes it acceptable to do a quick pants down waddle to where ever they keep the loo roll.
And if they have no more in the apartment…well then they should shop better. Ha ha that came out way more harsh than I wanted.
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