Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
01
“If I eat half of the fries and then I bite those in half with only a little salt, will I get fat?” Your version of the SAT’s?
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Makes me wonder what they even GOT on their SATs…. or did they take them?
my aunt says that she got a 1640 on her SAT’s when she took them in high school. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that until 2005 the high score on the SAT’s was 1600.
Actually, the highest that one can score on the SAT’s is a 2,000.
But before ’05, the highest was 1600. now, it’s higher, but not then. read the entire comment!
yeah, it’s 2400 now. but it’s also harder to get a higher score now.
She got a 640.
i got an 1830…
@madamberkins, i don’t think she ever took them. she just wanted a score higher than mine, which would not have been too hard since i only got a 1030, but the fact that her grade was so much higher than the high score was too funny.
Well the best way for them to not gain weight is to just puke it up!:D
Or you know, just not eat them. I’m pretty sure that works too.
Yes, but does not provide the opportunity for more intellectual marvels to post here. ;)
I just picture little fragments of french fries lying around their place. I’ll take em.
Bahahaha! You’re a seagull, Charlie. :)
nope. it’s just like eating 2 slices of pizza on top of one another…it tricks the body into thinking that you’re eating less…oh, how I miss watching The Nanny on a regular basis.
oh, this is my first time commenting. can i join the family?
WELCOME! I hope Charlie welcomes you too, but he’s usually very busy.
thanks, Charlottebelowyou.
Wait, she was eating pure salt????? Omg, she wants to retain water weight now, doesn’t she?
I seriously had to read that more than once to even get what they were saying…. really, she’ll be fine with eating the entire batch. considering how many calories are in alcohol, one would think that they’d be watching what they drink, not eat….
I was going to bash them by saying something about them being too stupid for the SATs or something, and then I remembered I didn’t even take the SATs because I completely failed senior year.
Am I on the same level as them?
No, you have what they don’t have: common sense.
What does being to stupid to finish HS have to do with the SATS? Most people take them while still in HS, not once they graduated… oh wait… I just answered my own question. hahaha….
Hey, that doesn’t even count though. Because I was failing junior year so bad I left school in May to get my GED, and I just got my first time SAT scores back and I got a 2070. Grades aren’t everything! :P
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage
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That must have been pretty intense. Like camping!
lol heard a joke with the same punchline at a show once. The lead singer of a band told it while they were tuning just before their set. “Have you guys heard about camping? I’ve heard it’s intense!”
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
Is camping loitering within tent?
Curse you for being awesome!
Just kidding, I love your comments.
Fat? No. Normal perhaps. Make the rest of us feel alright about not being a size 2.
Or they could just eat a quarter of the fries.. Just sayin’.
Or they could just order a salad.
a side salad usually has more calories than a side order of fries… actually. unless you eat the salad TOTALLY PLAIN, but then it tastes like crap.
They almost sound smart. Our little girls are growing up. *sniff*
Problem Solving 101.
She’ll just throw it up tonight anyway. Charlie, you should leave a cookbook outside their door, let’s see what they do with it.
They would probably ask why anyone would want to cook a book.
Definitely how Angelina got her figure.
Well it’s about time we saw you around. Don’t you dare leave us again.
@Rosi:
Would they even know what a cookbook is?
Seems doubtful they would even know how to use it,
It totally slipped my mind. I forgot to check the blog on Friday. This is my birthday post :) Yay.
Charlie? Where are you? Why haven’t you posted anything new? :(
He’s probably on 4th of July vacation. Miss ya, Charlie!! :) and happy late 4th, fellow Americans!
its been 5 days! GAM WITHDRAWAL
How did they graduate high school??