Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
10
“OMG! I lost 3 pounds from food poisoning! We’re so going back there.” Finally you found a place that does the vomiting for you.
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I can’t believe that that actually surprised me…
Should I bother fearing for their health?
I am! Otherwise what would we have to read on the internet?! :O
honestly surprised this hasn’t come up before…
That’s really scary.
Wow. Just… Wow.
What would happen if they learned about tape worms?
They would try to buy them at CVS.
omg…they need serious help.
This just got sad o.O
Making fun of someone because of an eating disorder is NOT OKAY, man…
But you’re right, that’s seriously messed up.
I can see it now: “Do you have anything that’s been sitting out for a couple days or that’s gone bad that you just haven’t tossed out yet?”
I don’t think they know how to put 2 and 2 together to make 4…
The secret to great weight loss is food poisoning? Hmmmm, they could make it a new trend!
That’s not unrealistic…
Oh…my…
Just wow. Seriously?
Wow… these are the type of girls that make young kids worry about what they look like far too much.
That’s terrible…..
The vomitorium really can exist the way we’ve always imagined!
that’s so sad how they think. but I’m pretty sure we all saw it coming
That’s just a whole new level of messed up.
ugh making fun of bulimia is a cheap shot. you’ve made eating disorder jokes a bunch of times before too. It’s nothing personal against you. You’re not trying to be mean but at least know that it can hurt people’s feelings
I wouldn’t say he’s making fun of it, but making dry observations and comments about their choices. It’s clear that these girls are not smart at all. And i’m sure that he’s aware of how bad of a disease it is. But as with all the internet, you can’t take everything personally.
^^agrees
There is a difference between bulimia and making yourself throw up. Bulimia is almost ALWAYS paired with Body Dysmorphic Disorder, where one focuses on a certain flaw (i.e. their size) so much that they think it is much worse that it is, no matter how small it may be. Making yourself throw up to lose weight does not make one bulimic, and I know what I am talking about after being in and out of treatment centers for the past 5 years. They can stop whenever they want, I can’t.
Bulimia: twice the taste, none of the calories.
Actually, at least half of the calories. Bulimia is funny that way.
Shhhh. Way to kill the joke…
I’m so sorry that you’ll have to hear that. *shudder* I couldn’t stand that, I’d go to a hotel. Blech.
Ahahha. these are the kind of people that make me hate living in LA. they are EVERYWHERE. The upside to living in LA? the opertunity to see Derrick Fisher and other celebrities randomly at work…
Obaasan wanted to let everyone know that “These girls are stupid, food poisoning is no good.” Quite enlightening, Obaasan.
Also, I mistyped my email earlier. – -;
Ew did you have to listen to her vomit for the whole time? Gross. That’s what usually makes me throw up.
That must be awful sounds to hear….I’m sorry Charlie! We all know how terrible you insulation is.
This site is making fun of dumb girls, and dumb girls do dumb things like intentionally getting food poising to lose a couple pounds.
Charlie’s not making fun of bulimia he’s making fun of the girls poor life decisions. What is he supposed to do, promote it and tell girls it’s okay to throw up to be thin?
I’m so sorry. Both for Charlie and the girls. This is a new depth of ignorance/stupidity surely?
My Calc teacher told us the quickest way to lose twenty pounds was to contract malaria. (He was an odd one but still my favorite teacher)
And my friends and I all love your website! These things make my day!
Next time they go there, “OMG! I lost so much weight I almost died! We should go there again!” haha XD
So they are going to commute to that place, eat lots of food, vomit their guts out to lose just 3 pounds? Nah, too much bother.
He’s making fun of what they said, not insulting those with an actual problem. I don’t honestly believe they have an eating disorder, but then again Charlie’s the only one that would know. Either way, a joke is not proof that they actually have it, it’s just a joke.