Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
15
“Not to get all sentimental, but I’m really proud of us for getting into bikini shape this summer.” Hold on, I need a Kleenex.
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I need a Kleenex as well. These post often bring me to tears for a myriad of reasons.
*hands a kleenex* don’t cry Charlie. One day their stupidity will end….
Did they go back to that food poisoning place?
That was what I was going to ask.
Hey Charlie where have you been these past few days? I’ve been GAM-deprived lol
I’m just impressed they used the word sentimental.
I’m impressed that they used it correctly.
I’m just impressed they know a word over 2 sylables long.
I’m surprised they weren’t ready for summer, i always pictured them as skinny girls (not including implants)
They are in bikini body shape? Yeah, I bet you need a Kleenex…
Yeah Charlie, that’s a bit too much information….
That was definitely my first thought too
I am so moved by their story of profound inspiration *sniff sniff* They give new hope to anorexics everywhere.
Please stop joking about anorexia. It’s not funny.
oh dear…*hands a kleenex over* don’t worry, GAM, the fat will come back this winter. it always does.
If only they could gain intelligence while they lose weight.
“I’m always in bikini shape.” No you’re not, Obaasan.
its nice to come home to a new dgam
…I don’t think they actually know what the word sentimental means.
I wonder when they’ll start hibernating..
The wonders food poisoning does for you right?
So the real question is what is the Kleenex actually for…
It could be a reference to anime shows, where it is a popular trait to get nosebleeds when seeing or thinking of something perverted or arousing. Although it could mean other things… but I’m going to try not to assume those things. XD
just realized I’ve got two girls here like Cathy and Clair on always complains that shes fat and her grandpa pays for everything, i don’t really like her, the other is one of my friends and thinks every guy who looks in her direction for more then 3 seconds wants her.
cool story bro. can you tell it again? do you have time?
1000 points from kantiankitten for being a troll and lacking creativity.
i’m not being a troll, that was just a painfully stupid story with absolutely no relevance to anyone’s life but yours.
Well you didn’t actually have to watse your time reading it
given that it took all of 10 seconds to read, i think what you mean is more along the lines of “well you didn’t have to be a bitch about it,” in which case you would be correct. apologies.
forgiven sorry about calling you a troll.
I didn’t think that the word ‘sentimental’ was in their vocabulary. Gee…I’m kinda worried about what will happen if these glimpses of intelligence stay around. Surely the stupidity will bind and gag it again, right?
Damn it, there is only so much a man can visualize. But Charlie, this time they are setting you up. Time to stop before it is too late.
Hi Charlie, I got a twitter just so I could follow you and see the new DGAMs as soon as you post them because they brighten my day so much. Thanks :)
I really don’t know what to say. They’re starting to make it hard to give clever and witty insults. Oh no. That might be their plan. We’re all screwed.
Yay! my icon is the same!
Are we really sure that they’re smart enough to have thought up this plan?
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