Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
18
“Oh. My. God! Did you know that we left the tea kettle on the entire night!?” I sure as hell did.
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I mean first! Wow
this makes me ashamed to have xx chromosomes. i would kick those girls in their vaginas but i’d probably loose both my shoes and have to walk home barefoot…
This made me lol because it’s true.
hahahaha i love your comment annie
Um… so, are you a Starkid? If you’re not I’m going to feel really stupid, but…
@Hermioneweasley, I thought the same thing! Too much avpm…
Hey its joey! whassup? And btw hi to Jamie for mentioning starkid. and lol one time when me, joe and darren where staying in a hotel we had rooms right next to each other and his alarm went off and he didn’t wake up so I had to get the manager to unlock the door lol he is a heavy sleeper :P
Were they gone all night??? And if not, how the heck did they not hear it?!?!
Hungover.
Even hungover I’d hear a loud noise like the whistling of a tea kettle….Do they add being deaf do being dumb whenever they drink?
Last time I checked, loud noises are not appreciated by people who are hungover….
Hungover or not, they need to learn what a tea kettle sounds like. Or use a microwave. WHY WERE THEY EVEN AROUND A STOVE WHILE DRINKING???
I’m actually suprised they actually have/use a tea kettle….
that surprised me, too.
Wouldn’t it of boiled over and like started a fire?!?
Not really. Water wouldn’t start a fire. If anything, the worst that would happen would be the water would get so hot that it would either become condensation or evaporate.
Well, if they were using the kettle on a gas stove, it could boil over and douse the fire, and the gas would slowly fill their apartment and cause some damage.
Or they could use an electric kettle.
True. But if you’re talking about brain damage, there’s nothing to worry about.
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But, it could seep through the floor boards/hallway and get to Charlie…. I take that comment from before back.
Sorry. Brain fart there for a sec. -.-‘
my mom once left a tea kettle on overnight, and all the water evaporated, and the kettle itself actually melted onto the stove. it was metal with a plastic handle. so, no, it is possible for bad things to happen. i’m surprised it didn’t catch on fire, actually.
I like to think these girls aren’t that stupid. But the evidence is sorta against it at the moment
They know how to turn teakettles on? I’m more impressed than anything.
Sorry you had to hear it, though, Charlie. Perhaps you should invest in some earplugs?
but if he got earplugs, how would we be treated to the wonderful musings of GAC?
Umm…wouldn’t it have caught on fire after about 20 minutes? Not that I know from experience or anything…
Well if it was a regular stove top the water might have boiled off completely and then melted the kettle to the eye if it was on hot enough, which it probably was if it whistled for so long. If the whistle didn’t wake them and that did happen they should have awoken to a rather horrid stench and a messy clean up
-Facepalm-
I don’t even have my usual attempt at a witty insult. They’ve rendered me wit-less.
Oh no! I’m going to steadily become dumber by reading the idiotic things they say!
My sister destroyed three teapots that way.
i didnt even know tea kettles existed stil. lol. But I would burn the house, or in their case apartment, down if I used 1
and how else did you think people made tea…?
At first, all I could think was “how?!” And then I realized these are the GAM we’re talking about. And I went about my day.
I’m feeling really sorry for you right now, Charlie. Did you manage to get any sleep?
Maybe you could leave an electric tea kettle on their doorstep, Charlie. (Tag reading “From an Anonymous Benefactor” optional, of course.)
I imagine Charlie was in the position his picture at the top of the page shows him in, except with a pillow over his head. These girls are morons, there was probably vodka or something in the kettle.
Dear Charlie
I just spent my entire night reading all of these. Even skipped out on ice cream ’cause I was busy. That’s dedication. Thoughts that occurred to me after reading:
1. Marry me?
2. Now? Later? whenever’s cool. i got some years to kill.
3. I don’t know whether I should be glad that others recognize ignorance, and take every chance to mock it. Or if I should be horror-struck that they’re allowed to not only rent an apartment without supervision, but operate vehicles, handle money, and use a toaster.
4. Do you have a bunny?
5. ^if no, you should consider.
6. Please reproduce with someone equally intelligent. There could still be hope for the future generations.
7. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
How did they not hear that? Drunk/hungover is no excuse. Tea kettles are LOUD.
This goes exactly with your picture.
Charlie,
This “blog” has made me laugh so hard I had tears streaming down my face. I haven’t had a laugh this good in a long time. I would ask to move in with you, except I don’t think I could tolerate the sound of all the drunken bimbo sex. However, the prospect of playing loud interrogating Arnold clips during such instances and awaiting the response is much appealing. If you haven’t already, please consider this for our amusement.
<3
You know Charlie, I REALLY hope you have renters insurance…. One of these days, the GAM are going to end up burning down your apartment building…
Imagine what they would do if they discovered this blog. If they knew how to read, of course.
Just wondering, where has our beloved GAM Defender gone!?
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