Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

19

“Why are you really mad, Claire? Is it because the coffee guy at Starbucks knows my name and not yours?” Whoa, one step too far.

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  1. Caroline says:

    Ouch. If that wasn’t the reason, she’s making things worse…

  2. Robert says:

    I think, for once, I actually feel sorry for one of them (Claire)…

    …I think…

  3. Jillian says:

    And the claws are coming out.

  4. That girl there says:

    Fight! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
    GAC: do you hear that…?

  5. christina says:

    Them’s fightin’ words.

  6. Sarah says:

    Oh no she didn’t!

  7. Sarah Dani says:

    Harsh! Wish my barista knew my name!

  8. angel says:

    whoa! Are they warring now Charlie? hahahaha.

    It’s always interesting to hear about their different fights.

  9. AisforRandom.blogspot.com says:

    next time she should write her names on her boobs

  10. Beth says:

    Is this the gist of all of their arguments?

  11. Diana says:

    What happened after??? I WANT TO KNOWWWWW!!!!

  12. pottergirl94 says:

    hmmm hope she warns him about that “zit” she got from the Ed hardy guy

  13. Nancy says:

    That was way harsh. Below the belt.

  14. Maddy says:

    What is the other girl’s name?

    • Rosi says:

      The other girl’s “name” is Cathy. In order to keep their identities a secret Charlie named them Cathy and Claire. I secretly think he chose C names to match his name.

  15. Rosi says:

    Oh no she didn’t! Cat fight over herreeee!

  16. Rosi says:

    If only they knew that all of us know who they are..well sort of.

  17. Anonymous1412 says:

    Has anyone seen the GAM defender recently? Or has he/she given up on them too?

    • Courteney says:

      Not that I’ve seen:O it’s two bad cuz I don’t know about you, but I quite enjoyed reading the GAM defender grasp at straws as the girls get dumber and dumber:)

  18. Sean ಠ_ರೃ says:

    The next comment is going to be something like “Like oh. my. God. Why did the UPS guy ask for you? And he totally said something about a package.”

  19. Nikki says:

    Did she just…? Oh heeell naw girl hold mi earrings.

  20. U.N.Owen says:

    Well Charlie, they did have a tussle over somebody switching over to decaf at once. Any chance these issues are related?

  21. Medlum says:

    Low blow, man. Low blow…

  22. pixieprincess says:

    Ouch! Megaaa burn!

  23. Adam says:

    Bro Code rule #61: “A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.” Your duty is complete, Charlie. (By bro, I am of course referring to everyone here.)

  24. Kaylee says:

    Oh no she didn’t :O
    Just wondering here… how did these girls make it through school?

  25. KelliAnn says:

    i wish the starbucks guy knew MY name…;)

  26. Nicky says:

    Oh how this sums up my birthday, and I was Claire!(Coincidentally this was posted the same day as my birthday…) But the hilarity of the situation wouldn’t have amused me then, so, I guess I’m glad I didn’t see it until now.

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