Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
09
“I finally came up with a gazillion dollar idea. Ready?” No. “Friendship bracelets for dogs!” That’s only a billion dollar idea.
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First! :D My dog would totally bite my hand off if I tried to put a bracelet on him… Eh, I’d knock it down to a $100 idea.
Dear Guy Who Doesn’t Even Live in the Same State as Me, you and your girls make my world better on a regular basis. Thank you for sharing their stupidity (and your humor) with the rest of us!
Eh, I’d buy one…maybe.
Hi other Kate! Is that the Deathly Hallows symbol?
Yes, indeed.
People probably thought clothing for dogs was a stupid idea, too. I think it still is, but some people do go out and buy sweaters for their pooches.
On a trip to wal-mart, I discovered dog-SNUGGIES. I think the meaning of fur is lost on humanity at this point.
The sad thing is that people would actually buy these bracelets for their dogs.
I’m trying to imagine the infomercial that would be required to sell them… Is it wrong that I would really, really like to see these girls trying to hawk their wares at some unearthly hour of the morning?
Just as long as you’re talking about them selling the dog bracelets. Not them selling their usual commodity
Ok so that may just be the single best idea I’ve heard come out of California in the last few years.
Bwahahaha, so true!
Hmmm, would the friendship bracelets be for you and your dog, or for two dogs? if it were the latter, you and you BFF’s dogs could be BFFs =D ……….. -_-
“You love your fury best friend, but don’t know how to show it? WELL HAVE WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! BARKING BUDDY BRACELETS! One for you and your special pal. just three east payments of $15.99! A $70 Value! If you act now we will throw in a brand new BROOM! purring pussy bracelets now available ;)”
Sounds like a wonderful idea for a commercial my Lord.
I’ll buy one
This, my dear friends, is a defining point in human history. Now, we can either spell eternal doom or usher in a new civilization. All thanks to two unnamed girls, a billion dollar idea & Charlie.
By the way, they should try their hand(no pun intended, please) at management, judging by their idea. I intend to further their cause at my new website http://www.pugbook.org.
Yes, the GAC
The girls above Charlie
You think your ideas are smart,
a work of art!
But what you don’t know, my dears,
is that all your thoughts are posted right here.
And for a fact, yes, I truly know,
your million dollar ideas will be stolen,
“Fo sho.”
So you mean a collar, right?
That reminds me of the billion dollar idea of COLLARS
…If I had a dog, I would definitely buy one. And you people wish I’m joking right now, too. ;)
You know, its honestly not too bad an idea. There are some crazy ass people out there. If they’re gonna put clothes on dogs, paint their nails, and dye their fur then why not bracelets?
Sadly, they already exist. Example: http://www.barkersdogboutique.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=24 (far down the page, friendship bracelets)
Apparently it’s only $39.99 idea. Didn’t even make it to a $40 idea. How depressing for the GAM.
bwahahaha. Sad thing is that people will buy these..
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