I mean, some of these “really dumb mistakes” sound very similar to what the word is SUPPOSED to be… I don’t care HOW well you can hear the people above you while sitting in the sink, some of these would be way too close to tell.
One time, when I was getting new glasses, the woman put my new case in front of me, I took one look at it, and exclaimed, “OOO~ LACTOSE!” in the DUMBEST voice ever. Then I took a second look at it and realized what I just did. By that time, though, my mother was laughing and the woman working was trying her hardest to stifle her giggles.
It was probably the dumbest thing I’ve done in my life.
Now I find out the GAC have done the exact same thing…
but you realised your error immediately, and i’m sure that while being embarrassed you also saw the humour in your mistake. these girls would have failed on both counts.
I just read through all of these. I’m stuck between ‘oh my god, this is hilarious! I want to know people like this’ and ‘I’m a complete loser, I just spent how long reading through all of these?’ =P This is pretty awesome though~
hahah bad joke, Charlie
Okay, seriously, you’re making these up, right?
Nope.
For my general faith in humanity, I kind of wish you were….
I wish I lived near somewhere near these type of people. They seem entertaining.
On the plus side, they got all the letters in Lactose Intolerant right… next step, putting them in the right order…
they were two letters off, im giving them credit for that
I honestly don’t believe there are girls who actually say this stuff. Charlie, are you sure you’re not stretching the truth?
2nd this. I mean I know everyone’s gonna say it’s cause they’re “totally stupid” but do you really hear these nuggets of gold every single day?
3rd(-ed?)
I mean, some of these “really dumb mistakes” sound very similar to what the word is SUPPOSED to be… I don’t care HOW well you can hear the people above you while sitting in the sink, some of these would be way too close to tell.
I don’t think ANYBODY could make up this kind of stuff.
Truth is stranger than fiction…
When I was in high school I had a friend say, “Lactose and tolerant”. I was sad for her too…
I had a classmate who would say “mosquitoes are in sex”. Granted, English wasn’t her first language…
One time, when I was getting new glasses, the woman put my new case in front of me, I took one look at it, and exclaimed, “OOO~ LACTOSE!” in the DUMBEST voice ever. Then I took a second look at it and realized what I just did. By that time, though, my mother was laughing and the woman working was trying her hardest to stifle her giggles.
It was probably the dumbest thing I’ve done in my life.
Now I find out the GAC have done the exact same thing…
*sigh*
but you realised your error immediately, and i’m sure that while being embarrassed you also saw the humour in your mistake. these girls would have failed on both counts.
I’m confused. Why did you say lactose at a glasses case?
They were the lacoste brand (I’m assuming).
She read it and thought it said lactose.
Is it a brand? Lol I thought it was a inadvertent joke, cause she “lac-to-ce” (like-to-see) lol. At least I thought is was funny :D
How do you even mix those up? They sound only a little bit alike. That’s dumb. Idiot girls.
I just read through all of these. I’m stuck between ‘oh my god, this is hilarious! I want to know people like this’ and ‘I’m a complete loser, I just spent how long reading through all of these?’ =P This is pretty awesome though~
I didn’t get this one at first but it’s ok cause they don’t sell stuff like that at wet seal or old navy.
Sounds more like my wallet…
It’s like a typo but out loud. Takes talent, I’m sure
I just can’t come up with a poem for this one…
I’m guessing this is a boob joke…
Kindly ask Charlie to explain this.
Lacoste is a brand of clothing. They were talking about being lactose intolerant!