Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

04

“Al Qaeda… Al Qaeda… Oh, is that the new guy on Desperate Housewives?” Yep! (If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em)

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  1. john says:

    LOL, *sigh* after 10 yrs..

  2. Lucie says:

    I think I lost a couple of IQ points right there.

  3. angel says:

    i guess it’s too much to expect them to know both Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda. Wish they’d remember the one that’s still around though.

    Sometimes I wish I can imagine that Charlie’s actually listening to the chatter of two 5 year-olds living above him but all the sex talk kinda make that impossible.

  4. Beth says:

    Charlie you can’t join them!

  5. Luna Lovegood says:

    Oh Clair and Cathy, my life would suck without you.

  6. jessibean says:

    I’ve been reading this since 2010, finally decided to comment. Hope you don’t mind. I just wanted to mention the Al Qaeda doesn’t sound sexy, how on EARTH did they pull this screw up off??

  7. Yun Jiu says:

    Oh, lovely. Simply charming.
    Plomise me that you will never join these dullards.

  8. Lena says:

    Charlie, if we all followed that way of thinking, the world would no longer be inhabitable. But then, if terrorists were also like that, we’d have nothing to worry about.

  9. Chris Perry says:

    Oh Charlie, please tell me they didn’t say this? The can’t possibly be so disconnected from the world. Surely.

  10. Alex says:

    haha… best birthday post ever!
    Really though? I don’t think Desperate Housewives is dumb enough to name a character that. Might bring ratings down a lot.

  11. pottergirl94 says:

    Showed this to my friend at school and she didn’t get it.

  12. ZeMedic says:

    How… do you NOT have aneurysms from listening to this? o_o

  13. Rebi says:

    Really, girls? REALLY?! This is one for the record books, Charlie.

  14. Josh says:

    so uhhhm ive been a follower of these for a while, how have you not blown your brains out yet???

  15. Jillian says:

    What is the new guy on Desperate Housewives’ name?

  16. abbycadabby says:

    I know I’ve said this before. I just hope, for the sake of humanity, that this is made up. Or exaggerated a little. Don’t get me wrong, I love this site…but this just makes me sad.

  17. U.N.Owen says:

    It would not surprise me if they think Al Qaeda is someone from the family of “Godfather”. I agree that is much closer to the truth, but… dammit, ran out of a smart retort.

  18. Caity says:

    Yay! A post on my birthday :)
    I love your blog Charlie, tis my guilty pleasure!

  19. Viv says:

    I want to believe it’s all real, but this one almost decimates my ability to suspend disbelief. I mean . . . C’MON! (Please reassure me.)

  20. Sarah says:

    Oh God…my brain. It hurts.

  21. Kai says:

    They can’t have seriously said this.

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