Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

07

(phone) “Mom, I’m not saying you did this on purpose, but are you aware that my car has no seat heaters?!” Classic bad parenting.

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  1. DDD says:

    worst mother of the year award!

  2. john says:

    So sad….

  3. Lena says:

    third comment!

  4. PHia for NiNi says:

    A seat heater is definitely the first thing i will need in what? LA?

  5. it's margo! says:

    Oh, heck no. No seat heaters? She needs to call child services, immediately. Like, now.

  6. Makoto says:

    How depressing.
    I’m not even sure my car accelerates.

  7. Jayme says:

    #FirstWorldProblems

    (was the first thing that came to mind. xD)

  8. Ryan says:

    So hilarious. Made my day, a good birthday post. Keep up the good work Charlie, and happy (Canadian) Thanksgiving weekend!

  9. CharlotteBelowYou says:

    I was actually quite glad the other day when the car my dad got me had heated seats. I’m relating to the girls farrr too much lately :/

  10. Michelle says:

    I can understand their pain. I love my seat heaters to death…

  11. MacKenzie says:

    If I get a car at all I’ll be lucky….if I get one with a radio and transmission that works I’ll be luckier…..

  12. Jillian says:

    I love my seat heaters. Sucks to be them.

  13. Ohhonestly says:

    Do they really need seat heaters? Either it’s so cold you’re wearing longer skirts or slacks, or if it’s warm enough for shorts you’d not want a heated seat — would you?

    • J says:

      on leather seats, the cold can soak through quickly. i used to sit on a jacket if i didnt get to ride up front in my parents car, since they are only in the front seats in that one.

  14. Laura says:

    I have to push-start my car. I find the exercise keeps you warm.

  15. Laurie says:

    Of course she did it on purpose. Your mother hates you, too!

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  17. GuardGirlie93 says:

    If she doesn’t want her car I’ll take it :D Im looking for something cheap and I don’t mind if it doesn’t have heated seats! Just as long as it’s an automatic and runs decently I’ll be fine! :D

    Although heated seats would be nice that’s what they invented warm clothing for.

  18. GAM Defender says:

    Assuming this is a new car, perhaps they had originally paid for seat heaters and an error with the company caused them to receive a car without. I’d be pissed off too, as every little expansion on a car can easily be several hundred dollars.

  19. Benard says:

    rofl i’m really starting to think that u are making all this! xD

  20. pottergirl94 says:

    Since when do you need a seat warmer in LA?

  21. Anonymous1412 says:

    My Family has never owned a car with seat-heaters!

  22. Melissa says:

    Seriously, how does her mom expect her to drive that thing?

  23. Mabrey says:

    Seat heaters are pretty nice…

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