Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I think it’s ‘roses are red, violets are blue, things…I see…are…I know…is true.’ Just type that.” What the hell was THAT?
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Creative writing?
Such romantics.
I’ve stopped trying to figure out what goes on in the minds of these two girls, hahaha.
Now I’m wondering why they even needed that rhyme anyway. Is some guy going to get a really early, really random, really weird Valentine? XD
are they actually intelligent enough to threaten someone??
I’m extremely confused about this one.
True and blue rhyme. Progress.
If by progress you mean they went from dumbest to almost not dumbest, then I agree.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
IT’S NOT VALENTINES YET! what are they thinking? It’s at times like these when I really want to just get inside their heads and find out what stuff is inside.
I googled it and got the “I Hate N*****s” lyrics. They’re racist?
I got quotes of the film “Big Fish”. Is that better or worse?
much better
Maybe they caught someone cheating on them? Like, in normal, smart people words, “Roses are red, violets are blue, the things I see I know are true?”
I think one of them is helping the other draft a thank-you note to the Hump Day man, whom I almost begin to pity (despite the damage to Charlie’s picture frame.)
aww…. i feel really bad for these girls. :/ im not even kidding…
I guess they’ve never gotten a Valentine…ever…Unless they were trying to re-invent — on second thought, that probably wouldn’t happen.
I agree with Charlie. What the bloody hell was that?!
By the way Charlie, any advice on how to deal with neighbors having loud sex? My neighbor woke me up at 5:30am =_= I’m thinking next time I’ll do a very loud commentary for them and take bets on how long the sex would last
But the roses have wilted
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl’s empty
and so are their heads…
Such beautiful poetry :)
well… I think that sums up how we feel about these girls.
Wowwww….
My ex boyfriend, who was in special reading classes, came up with better (albeit cheesy)
“Roses are Red,
Violet’s are blue
I love you
And I hope you love me too”
Remember, cheesy, but sweet. and that was way back in 6th grade haha ^^
Maybe Charrlie didn’t hear all of it? I hope so anyways
The best version of this I heard in HS…. Well, not the best, but it made me laugh :)
Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
As flat as my back?
Looking back this one kinda sucks and doesn’t make much sense with the whole violets are black dealio….
Except… violets aren’t blue… they’re purple.
To be honest, I don’t even know the original poem.
The rose is red, the violet’s blue,
The honey’s sweet, and so are you.
Thou are my love and I am thine;
I drew thee to my Valentine:
The lot was cast and then I drew,
And Fortune said it shou’d be you
Yay wikipedia!
I think they are planning to confront Charlie about the underwear being put in the dryer! They know!
Can’t wait to get a poem like that in the mail :P
My Favorite:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate rhyming
Penis.
:D
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am in love
But not with you
And my first comment, I believe.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
You win!
I mean your poem is awesome, not that you won and I’m getting in the van…
Roses are red and Violets are purple, You are as sweet as maple syruple!
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My favorite has to be:
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?”
XD It totally sounds like something those girls would say, too.
But seriously though…roses may be red, but violets are in fact just freaking violet.
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All I can think of now is that stupid Milli Vanilli song. Thanks for that.