Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“If I don’t get a coat from Chanel’s winter collection I’m honestly going to kill myself.” Am I supposed to report this?
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Would be a tragedy, on a number of levels.
Do not take Chanel if you are pregnant. Chanel’s side effects include headache, behavior changes, nausea and thoughts of suicide…
Should we start a fund for the coat so we don’t lose her?
GET HER THE COAT!!!!!!!
I just found this site, and I must admit that I think I’m in love with it.
You have a few options
1. Report it (honestly how funny would it be if they showed up to their door)
2. Start a fund to purchase the coat for her and leave a touching note with it signed “your guardian angel”
3. Give her the coat and then steal it
4. Light a Chanel coat on fire in front of her
5. Ignore it and learn one of the GAM
6. Buy coat and wear it in front of her and send her pictures of you in just the coat
* Lose not learn
Gee, I always knew those things were killer.
I must agree charlie, it is your civil duty to get her that coat.. or at least knit her one out of your beard?
Are you doing No Shave November!?!?
I think he’s doing No Shave Ever
Shave? Isn’t that what they do in third world countries that haven’t invented growing kickass beards yet?
You clearly have not met the Amish..
absolutely, since a Chanel coat is absolutely essential! report it!
and then get her the coat. those would be a tad expensive, however…
Poster children for first-world problems. Fantasy: drug them, crate them, and fly them to Afghanistan on a C-17. I don’t think Chanel Kabul has the new fall/winter line yet.
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