Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“She said I’ll fall for a guy who drives a green Subaru. I think we need a new psychic.” Wait! I’m in the market for a new car…
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this is funny! I love this site. also, FIRST!
:) thanks for reading.
Sexiest damn car on the roads! Not that I drive one… *cough cough*
Go for one Charlie!
Shoot for it Charlie! Make them see the power of the green Subaru!
What happened to his gf? Give us normal guys a chance charlie!!!
Don’t let her have sex with you, Charlie! You don’t know what’s down there!
Probably a gnome
Easy A reference? Nice. :)
So, having heard and recorded evidence of the girls’ stupidity, you want to date one of them?!
That’s Charlie for ya. He’s got such a big heart. He’s Captain Save-a-ho.
@Bendgo You have no idea how much I laughed over that. XD
It’s sort of a love hate.
That would be awesome if you got one, Charlie. They would probably freak out. It would be pretty entertaining.
Wait until you see them in the laundry room or something, then pretend to talk on your cell about your new green Subaru. Then sit back and watch the chaos…
DO THIS!! or rent one, and make sure they see you drive up!
Green? This is probably her idea of getting into the holiday spirit!
@ scytheakse and Kelsey – Hopefully he just wants to freak them out a bit. I doubt anyone in their right mind would want to date these girls unless their IQ was in the negatives.
Ohhh charlie:) no matter how stupid these girls are… I approve!
Charlie, thank you for literally making my day, everyday! I love your posts! Go for the green Subaru! :)
haha thanks.
If you get the car, do sexy poses and stuff when you get out of it and they see you.
Is it even possible to look sexy stepping out of a green Subaru?
You could pull it off Charlie
If you do this, please post a video!
My mind is a buzz with all the possible situations you could get yourself into, if you started dating one of the girls, Charlie. My main question though: would you continue with this site?
Cannot believe you’d still want one of these hags, even as a one night stand. These two make the rest of us ladies look exceedingly bad.
I think you got that backwards. Wouldn’t them make us look exceedingly better. I mean, if you stand right next to one, wouldn’t you rather have the semi-intelligent one over the one of those two?
* They even.
I suppose so, but only if the guy was interested in having an intellectually and emotionally based relationship. If he just wants sex, he’s more likely to pick those two.
Please Charlie, don’t tell me you actually LIKE these idiots?