Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
05
“I think I’m pregnant–Wait, does the Barneys sale last all of December?!” Umm, can I react to the first part instead of the sale?
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uhhh…she should definitely not be allowed to reproduce.
My god, can you imagine one of them as a mother…soon there’s gonna be BAC— the babies above Charlie :o
I think I just died and fell of my chair from asphyxiation. I didn’t think I could have laughed so hard and for so long. BAC… oh goodness, if there is a god, please spare civilization. :)
I just stumbled upon this site tonight…After reading your post, I’m glad I did..my stomach is still hurting from laughing so hard, not to mention wiping up all the water I just spit out!
If she is we should all buy stock in baby cloths, you know they’ll love playing dress-up with it like it’s a doll haha.
Poor Charlie, screaming kids and then screaming drunk mommies….
I hate saying this, but…She’s probably going to get really drunk and have lots of rough sex. It’s what a lot of girls at my college would do to abort babies.
And if not, a gentle nudge down the stairs wouldn’t hurt, too much.
Wish I could vote down comments, this was harsh
Very! lots of people would want a baby-esp if they cant have them. Adoption is a very good option.
For the record, I don’t believe anyone should do something that radical. But I do hope that people understand you don’t need to go overseas to get a child and that there are more than babies. There are millions in the American Foster system that would be grateful for a loving home.
yes
We should bet on baby names! Charlie, would you want to be the godfather?
Don’t worry girls, the sale does last all month and get’s better after Christmas (and they have kids items on sale too!).
THE FATHER IS THE FRENCH WIND!!!!
like!
hahahahaha
Uncle Charlie! Seriously though, I hope it’s just a food baby or something.
Can’t say we didn’t know that this would happen one of these days. We already have French Wind guy, Itinerary guy, Had-Me-At-Hello guy, Broken Picture Frame guy, and the hypnotist…any other possible fathers?
I remember the pimple on the back guy.
Anyways, I really hope she’s not pregnant. These girls are definitely not ready to be mothers. DEFINITELY.
This must be what my mother meant when she talked about “babies having babies.”
Don’t forget about that Ed Hardy guy who they may have made out with causing “zits” on they’re lips at the same time
the guy who *finished* on Charlie’s er…her hailey duff pillow!
It’s my birthday. Can I be one of those people to get a happy birthday from you? It’d be the best topper to end my day!
In roughly 9 months you get to hear a baby screaming and crying at all hours, lucky you Charlie!
Oh geez. please, please, please tell me one of them is not going to be somebody’s mother. I will adopt that child. Can you imagine? “No I can’t help you with your homework, how do I know what a stupid adjective is?”
We could always just hope that she doesn’t actually know the signs of pregnancy and just got confused.
agreed.
I pray for you, them, and any hypothetical children of theirs that she just has herself confused. These girls need a FEW more years before they are ready for parenthood.
A few century’s maybe!
Two and a Half Dumb Girls…? She probably isn’t actually pregnant, but if she is, I hope that the father’s a genius who just has interesting taste in women.
for the baby’s sake.
Somehow I think no matter how clueless she is, she HAS to know what she’s going to go through. Therefore, it was probably a food baby or something.
Let’s all hope that the baby got the dads genes..
If not, they can probably be purchased at the famous Barneys sale… heh heh… genes…
what if the dad was an idiot?????
that would be AWFUL!
/Wow, does she really care more about the sale
OH GOD. THEY ARE REPRODUCING. WE ARE ALL FUCKED.
These girls should never have children.
Did they think this wasn’t gong to happen with all the things they’ve been doing?
New! GAC: Pack of 2. Comes with website. Not all parts are included. Assembly and procreation not required.
If it’s a boy it will be gay. If it’s a girl, god help us all- they’re multiplying.
Oh dear Lord…just what we need…those girls multiplying on the earth…
I WILL ADOPT THAT POOR CHILD!
Or children…in case, (oh the horror!) she has…gulp… TWINS!
Or triplets!
Or quadruplets!
Or quintuplets!
or sextuplets!
I bet she just forgot she was on that birth control that limits your period to four times a year.
Some of these comments are kind of harsh, they are fun to laugh at but i’m sure they are decent people. I would love to know if she is actually prego…
they might be nice girls but it just doesn’t seem like they’re ready to have kids. I don’t think they could teach them the right values
I heard somewhere if you make yourself puke enough you’ll stop getting your period
Haha
Did anyone else think the two parts actually might be related? She may be remembering when she had her last period based on its relation to when the Barney’s sale started or something like that. Although what she was asking doesn’t really make sense if that’s what she’s doing, most of what they say doesn’t make sense.
These girls aren’t ready to have a kid, and probably never will be. If she is preggers, lets hope daddy takes it, or walks away and she gives it up for adoption.
I can’t help feeling as if this progression somehow makes sense in the GAM mind. I’m not quite sure how, though.
And I really, really, *really* hope she isn’t really pregnant but just can’t count to 28 or something…
So… Noone is going with the obvious choice of hers to simply abort the fetus and be done with it? For or against, I don’t think the GAC give two craps :)
If she is really pregnant and keeps the kid, I’m betting the kid will become a genius and get into Yale or something like that. This will give Charlie more material to work with.
GAC: What do you mean you’re studying? Hey , what’s a book?
Meant to say
GAC: What do you mean you’re studying? Hey (other GAC), what’s a book?
Charlie, have you heard anything more about this? I hope you’ll keep us updated, because, for the love of Evolution, these people should NOT be reproducing!
Oh, this I can’t wait to hear about. Think about it.
“I am the hottest Milf in all of L.A.”
“Your friends are coming over to study? Score!”
“Oh, I dated a Harvard and Columbia guy, don’t go there. You’ll come back making no sense.”
” Tuition!? Forget that! We have to go buy this new top.”
” Why are you home at 11:00 pm on Prom Night. You’re not supposed to be back until tomorrow, tweeting how you lost it.”
By the way, which GAC is possibly pregnant, Claire or Cathy? Or both? And who is the father? This feels like a soap opera. I know this has been said before, but this really needs to be a show.
“Next time on Girls Above Charlie…”
Seems like more a sitcom though, ah well.
*and a Columbia