Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Hey Siri, will you remind me not to have sex with Chad tonight?” So I see a phone has replaced my banging on the ceiling.
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hahahaha this is too funny xD
i can hear siri’s automated voice coming in at the most awkward time that night, “Do not have sex with Chad tonight.” *awkward silence* lol
That’s gonna be awkward when she’s drunk and getting naked, and then suddenly her phone yells at the pair: “NO SEX DAMMIT!”
Poor Chad.
poor Chad…
I seem to remember a Chad from several posts back, same guy?
Maybe he’s the father.
She needs to remind herself to say no when Ryan Gossling asks for her fake marriage with a Zales Ring
This is the problem with society! Relying on a phone to remind you not to have sex…*shakes head missishly*
Lmfao.
The best part of this is that the phone will actually do it.
I have read trough your entire page here, and I’m in deep shock. How is this even possible? HOW CAN IT LIVE?
You need to get a green Subaru for the chaos!!
A friend experienced something _almost_ remotely close to this After a conversation with the landlord she was tossed out.
I just found this page and it’s hysterical. I literally read every post in one day. I don’t even know how these girls are alive!
You will get your chance to bang on the ceiling some other time.
I don’t think the phone’s gonna be enough, Charlie. You’re banging on the ceiling may still be needed.
*sigh* either that, or it’s gonna end up saying, “Have sex with Chad tonight” or something random like that.
http://www.whysiriwhy.com
^ that link right there shows what Siri does to a person…actually somewhat intelligent people…what would it do to a GAC?
well? what’s the verdict from last night? hear anything?
I want to know if she’s actually preg
Damn,you got upstaged by a a stupid hunk of glass and metal. And I agree with Gamble.
At least she hasn’t had it remind her to breath…yet.
I had to google Siri, I thought it was an actual person. I feel so out of touch with technology.
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