Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
04
“Did you know that dogs eat grass to make themselves throw up? Do you think if we–” There’s a patch of grass in the courtyard.
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If they attempt it, could you try to get pictures?
definitely get pictures. i wonder if they would pull or cut the grass first and then attempt to eat it, or just go down on all fours (which i’m assuming they’re used to) and eat it right out of the ground. in either case, while reading the first sentence i knew exactly how they were going to react, and sure enough the second sentence confirmed my obsession with the GAC.
i once ate grass and i didn’t throw up but maybe i just have a high level of tolerance
hahahaa
i used to regularly eat grass as a kid if i didn’t like what my mum had packed me for school lunch. it didn’t do me any harm. i think.
if they ate the grass and didn’t throw up, would they try to calculate how much calories they consumed?
I’m in stitches laughing at this crap, yet saddened at how stupid people really can be.
Can’t they die from eating grass (or get really sick… which actually might be the result they’re after) if there’s pesticides on the grass?
Maybe of there was pesticides on it but I think that’s te only time.
natural selection
They probably would get sick. I knew a guy once who smoked grass (like, he literally rolled lawn grass into a joint and smoked it) and he became really ill. It may not be as bad if you don’t combust it and breathe the fumes, but no denying that there are probably feces and pesticides and animal eggs in there.
I thought dogs ate grass because there stomach was upset, not to make them throw up. My dog ate grass all the time and she didn’t throw up.
interesting…they are exhibiting rather cow-like behavior.
Dogs eat grass to regulate themselves…
Extra fiber.
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Hey charlie, have you ever heard the poem “the people above me”? If not you should read it, it sums up your delema nicely. xD
to Free Classifieds:
Charlie actually posted a few pictures on Twitter. And I think that it was last christmas when he uploaded a video of him giving the girls a present, also on Twitter I believe. If you go to the top if this page, you are able to click on the links that will take to his other pages; Twitter, Facebook, and so on. (:
Free classifieds is just robot spam
These are so funny. (:
Did the GAM eat grass and die? They havent said anything rediculous in almost a week.
I was wondering the same thing….hmmmmm
Yeah! He missed my birthday post, and last year’s was a weekend! :(
Ahhhhhahaha. Oh man.
I think the GAC must have eaten *him.*
NoooooO! The zombie apocalypse has begun! And it all started with infected lawn clippings.
crap
Charlie! Where are you?
WHERE ARE YOU CHARLIE?! hope you have a beautiful sequel to the grass-eating in return for the wait….we miss you.
They haven’t said anything stupid for ages! Maybe they died, either that, or they’ve killed Charlie because they found this website….
What if they said something really smart, and Charlie’s head expolded?
I just found out, who charlies mother is! my mind is blown!!
Who?
mary steenburgen!
HER?!!! OH wow!!!
TO THE GOOGLE
i was so excited….
Guys is Charlie dead?
Either that or the girls have stopped saying stupid things…yeah he’s probably dead.
RIP charlie! whereever he is, may he always have funny people above him
I don’t know, I’m starting to worry.
Fellow GAC fans, we shall unite and find Charlie! Or at least give him a proper funeral. RIP Charlie
Um, guys. Did you see the photo of Rooney Mara with her boyfriend…CHARLES MCDOWELL in people. Is that our Charlie?
Yup. And that would explain why he hasn’t been on here lately. Busy supporting his gf at the Golden Globes…
Looked up online to see if they were in fact dating, and saw that they live together in a Two million dollar mansion. So unless the GAMs live in his attic… This whole thing is just him making up things.
is it really him? i dont think so…..http://www.google.com/imgres?q=Rooney+Mara+with+her+boyfriend…CHARLES&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsuo&tbnid=Y01AVfEsvtFt5M:&imgrefurl=http://www.buzzfoto.com/2012/01/rooney-mara-in-new-york/rooney-mara-in-new-york/&docid=5pl5QX4076kPRM&imgurl=http://www.buzzfoto.com
What I read says he splits his time between her and staying in LA
But their home is in the Hollywood hills. I was looking through the GAM posts earlier, and the early ones seemed much more believable, which were pre Rooney Mara. So now I think he just makes stuff up and continues writing these because Ashton Kutcher and CBS showed an interest in making GAM into a tv show. You can’t just stop on what could be your big break just because you moved out of your apartment and into a mansion.
If the girls turned into zombies, would they be smart enough to eat people?
i mean http://www.buzzfoto.com/wp-content/gallery/120111ptr_rooneymara_buzzfoto/120111ptr_rooneymara_001.jpg (hope this is a link)
Oh, well good for him :(
And on my birthday :)