Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I’m a vegetarian now! Except for chicken, I love chicken…and fish…and bacon…and crab cakes…” I guess I’m a vegetarian too.
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ha! guess that means we’re all vegetarians.
Ha, I’m a vegetarian and it cracks me up when people say this. It’s amazing how people will feel better after they lie to themselves and others.
Is it sad that this sounds a lot like me?? Except I only eat chicken and fish and crab cakes. No bacon. It’s called ovolactarian or something like that
Is that where you only eat meat-ish type things that come from eggs? (I’m actually curious, not trying to sound like a jerk)
Pretty much! I only do fish and poultry.
I believe that’s called a pescitarian
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/vegetarianvegan101/tp/TypesofVeg.htm
hope that clears it all up :)
I wonder what made them decide to be “vegetarians”.
Because eating grass will “make you throw up.”
Well played sir…
Well, she left out steaks, so I guess she is trying to cut some meat out of her life. Although she probably replaced it with a different kind. Which celebrity said they were vegetarian this time? hah
Are we sure they didn’t mean “I’m vegetative?” Because I think all brain waves have ceased with these two. Just a guess.
she wouldn’t know that word :)
Wow. That is actually really embarassing, but I guess everything that they say is…
facepalm* first time on here and this is the first thing I see. Can’t wait to go through the archives.
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lol I’m a vegetarian and I can tell you right now that if she goes vegetarian the fake meat she’ll be cooking is going to smell like cat food ^_^
Oh yeah. The closest you can get to a vegetarian. Pfffffffftt.
The worst part is, she isn’t anywhere near the first person to say this (or similar).
She left out deer steak.
What about tube steak? I hear she’s pretty fond of that…
either i have a dirty mind, or you made a funny joke
I think it’s both!
This reminds me of a girl I know who’s officially a vegetarian but eats bacon every Christmas.
If this is vegetarian, I’d hate to see what’ll happen if she decides to go vegan.
Reminds me of Scott Pilgrim vs the World. “Chicken isn’t vegan?”
No wonder she’s a size 4…
I was a vegetarian for awhile, and, all i ate was cheese and junk food-it was healthier to eat meat :) i still love junk food
I thought about becoming a vegetarian. I couldnt do it I like bacon too much.
The hardest thing for me is watching my parents eat T-bone steak. *drools* I’ve actually had dreams about eating meat a few months ago. It’s been 4 and a half years now…
Bacon is more like candy than meat anyways, right? =]
Am i the only one who cant help but wonder “how long has this animal been dead?” when i eat meat?
I sometimes do. sometimes.
I was a vegetarian once too. No meat, eggs or milk for me. Then I decided to be happy.
this made me laugh! lol
Why, Thank You Sir/Madam.
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Ahaha, that’s not vegetarian…#JustSaying