Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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I’m not “building a boat” nor am I “that Dexter guy.” It’s called a woodpecker. However you could make the argument I stalk you.
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Please please pleaseee, don’t let them find out! :D
Helllo ill-tasted practical joke possibilities?
build bridges man…get some booty!!
We have woodpeckers here?
Well you don’t actually _follow_ them anywhere. Your more like the guy in Rear Window who watches his neighbors than a stalker. OMG you’re a spy. Lol. ILY
Nice beard. Oh, and this site is hilarious.
Thanks for reading everyone! Your comments give me a good laugh.
Charlie
oh man, you and your secret adoration/borderline obsession and also obvious annoyance with these girls is HILARIOUS! the stuff they say and your commentary makes me laugh every time i read this. please, never move from your present residence.
I absolutely love this. You are hilarious.
you are awesome
Just started reading these the other day. You’re genius. :) haha.
too bad on the not “that dexter guy” part.
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You make my life, Charlie. Please continue creeping.
I’d be flattered to have you live below me. Is there any way this can be arranged? I promise that I will recognize you if I see you in the laundry room or in the parking lot
I agree with the first poster. You should take advantage of the Dexter thing and mess with them a little bit.
no problem you are hilarious, im so glad i stumbled upon this site-i hope you tell those girls about this site someday, they probably wouldnt even know it was about them
they COULD have meant Dexter from the cartoon “Dexter’s Laboratory,” but i guess you know them better than i do.
These are hilarious! And just letting you know, when I read this one two ads popped up for “10 stalking signs” and “ask a lawyer: harrasment”, oddly fitting! hahah
Not funny.
WRONG! its hilarious! some people have no sense of humor..
dude. :D
It’s not stalking, since you’re not actively following them around or setting up wire tapping devices or anything. You’re merely listening to everything said loudly enough to hear, perfectly legal. :3