Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

15

“He texted me ‘craving that desert.’ What the hell does that mean, like Palm Springs?” Just a wild guess, “desert” had two s’s?

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  1. laughingattheporcupines says:

    i absolutely love you. and cathy and claire =)

  2. haley says:

    XD

  3. Lauryn says:

    Reading these posts makes my day. :)

  4. Ron says:

    Yea dessert, he was thinking tarts.

  5. Meg says:

    These letter make my day! I know you may not want to hear this…but I hope you and the girls above you never move! haha

  6. lilmisshanrahan says:

    a loboto-twit for the loboto-twins XD

  7. MyNameHere says:

    I almost peed in my pants when I read this.

  8. Nom de Plume says:

    My roommate and I became much quieter people after discovering your letter to the Girls Above [you], or otherwise after discussing something particularly stupid we will try and counter it by talking about our thesis research just incase someone below is listening in.

  9. sheepsblood says:

    thanks for the laugh.

  10. Taryn Rebecca. says:

    I Just Started To Read This & I Read Them All That Day. I Am Happy There Is Someone Like You In The World.!

  11. iryna says:

    this site..is actually the best thing ever.

  12. Charlie says:

    totes wish there was a “like” feature…

  13. Jose says:

    it this real? I can’t believe these are real people, don’t miss understand me, I think this is hilarious but give some credit to yourself man you are the funniest man on earth, but I’m starting to doubt about your special neighbors. However I don’t care it is just so freaking funny

  14. Jose says:

    no way these girls are not real you are making the whole thing uP!!
    KEEP DOING IT PLEASE!!

    • Drew says:

      Jose, I hate to say this, but I’ve lived next to dumber people than these girls. I find this site one of the most believable things on the internet.

  15. Eleonora says:

    Hi! I’m from Italy and recently came across this website.
    I love your letters, but they’re really making me question whether I should move to the US. I mean, I can only hope I move next to someone as funny and smart as you are, but what if I moved below someone like Cathy and Claire? :(
    Just keep on writing, so that I’ll see what exactly I can risk!

  16. cdean says:

    Oh my god. Nearly in tears from laughing.

  17. Janine says:

    This is my new addiction. Great job!

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