Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
01
“Team Edward or Team Jacob? I’ll take a double team.” You know my middle name’s Edward and I once played Jacob in Sunday school…
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And you have supernatural powers, so we guess you’re a match made in Heaven.
If you don’t sparkle or randomly lose your shirt, it doesn’t count.
LIKE
I choose Team Van Helsing, he kills both vampires and werewolves :D
Yes. I love you. Plus, van helsing is hot.
Agreed.
I choose Team Bella is a whore a deserves no one. xD
Haha agreed
i choose team emmett, the sexyy brother of Edward. And the only one who can act.
Yay! Someone who loves Emmett too :) he’s just freaking awesome
Jasper kicks major asS!!!
I’m not sure you want to admit your compatibility to them, then you’d have to choose between Team Claire or Team Cathy. Now that would be tough.
You are the worlds cutest! =)And btw, it’s totally team Jasper. Though, only in the movies, he looks like a lesbian IRL.
How do you manage to *look* like a lesbian?
Maybe he looks like Justin Bieber when he’s off set?
Edward is insensitive abusive and Eob is ugly. Bella is patectic and would have wound up suicidal And wallowing in self pity with out some sort of major drama. Jacob could use a hug and a good, solid girlfriend. Alice is the only decent charactor. And even she can be really irritating.
Well since you can’t spell ^ and clearly you feel like whining about twilight on a website where the poster isn’t really trying to talk about the books is PATHETIC <– Yeah thats how you really spell it, good try though for an illiterate twelve year old.
You’re wonderful, Annie.
This is funny! Hey, people on here saying which team they are, NOBODY, especially this guys, gives a flying fuck which team you’re on. You’re totally missing the point of this fucking website.
So true! But once it’s brought up, everyone feels the need to share their personal opinions on the subject. For the record, I don’t understand why so many girls are head over heels for a cold, heartless, boring, old, pale, overprotective, contolling, abusive, bloodsucking stalker FREAK, so I’ll go with Team Jacob.
Exactly.
Because teen girls are fed the crap that is the Twilight series which makes abusive relationships look romantic. Don’t you fall in love with a guy that tells you, “The first time I saw you, I wanted to kill you.” Not THAT’S love! Seriously?
Sarah, relax. It’s a fictional series. FICTIONAL. Don’t try to make this into some domestic issue argument. Take it for what it is- a harmless story to entertain its readers and viewers. Get over yourself.
TEAM CHARLIE!!!
I second that!
Charlie is totally a rejected dad name. I can’t wait for the day when I can become that!
….we love you. No worries, Charlie is a hot name.
Charlie is Bella’s dad’s nasme in the movie. xD
It is also her dad’s /name/ in the book. Seeing as the book came first.
Charlie is also the name of the coolest unicorn ever <3
I sooo agree, Charlie the unicorn is AWESOME!!!
TEAM CHARLIE (the unicorn) :P
Team Charlie for me too!
Team Rocket all the way! :9
As far as Jacob or Edward goes, I’d go with Jacob. The really warm guy who doesn’t sparkle like a fairy wins.
Yay for Team Rocket!!! :D You just made my day. :)
I chose Dumbledore’s Army!
Hah! Me too! Thank you for saying that, it made me laugh. Harry Potter is far superior.
I agree! TEAM POTTER.
ME 3!!
YES!!
Yay! Team Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore!
It’s all about Team Jacob… from LOST!!
Agree! I was going to say that. Except he was kind of a momma’s boy. LOST rocks though!
Team Potter ftw!:)
TEAM ANGEL AND BUFFY
Totally! Team Angel and Buffy….although I would have to add Spike in there too lol.
I agree…. Team SPIKE!!!! (a real non-sparkly awesome vamp!)
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Oh dear, just look what you’ve started… :)
I’m going to have to go with Team Tyler’s Van. I’m still hoping that it comes back and runs Bella the hell over so the rest of us don’t have to sit through more of Stephanie Meyer’s crappy attempts at fanfiction (oh, I’m sorry, they call them “novels”, don’t they?)
Haha YESSSSSSSS!!
Agreed
oh my this site makes me laugh everyday.
Team Eric!!! Any True Blood fans out there?……no….no? Sweet more for me
I second that. ;) <3
Team Neville Longbottom. Enough said.
YES!
Everytime I see someone talk about Harry Potter I automatically think virgin. No I haven’t read the books or seen the movies, same goes for Twilight.
Reading through some of the comments, I’m starting Team Hannibal. Anyone joining? >=)
-raises hand- Me me!
TEAM TYLER’S TRUCK.
High five?
TEAM CARA!
I choose no team,twilight fucking sucks.
team Bree Tanner!!!!!!
Team Winchester ( Free Will ) for me.
Any Supernatural fans out there? haha.
team DEAN winchester (Y)
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!
No team for us. Just waiting for the day when everyone stops fighting over this.
Team black. SIRUSly
ha ha. Go Doctor Who!
yeah I second that! Go Doctor!!
Team Ponyboy Curtis… You know. The Outsiders. Anyone read that book? No? Eh, it’s old. Well, more for me.
haha i’ll second that!
the outsiders was a goood book but harry potter is better
Team hermione ya’ll!
team harry potter all the way!
Team Shark Boy :]
I don’t really like Bella, her voice ticks me off. She sounds like she gasping all the time -__-