Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“Wait, Independence Day and the 4th of July are the same thing?!” Look on the bright side, now you only have to have one hangover.
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Oh, now my brain hurts. -_-‘
I think you are the coolest person ever, but I’m not madly in love with you. Can I marry your dog?
That kinda makes me wonder when they’ve been celebrating Independence Day their whole lives…
One hangover, twice the importance.
Do you honestly think this will stop them from having two hangovers?
I think not.
yeeeah… ._. I’m sure they will find a way.
Can I marry your dog too?
I’m more of a cat person, but they’re high maintenance. Do you have a fish or maybe a pet rock I can marry?
…please?
Vampiresquirell, did you know pet rocks are nightmare to house train. I hope you like cleaning your carpet.
So are fish. You take ’em out of the bowl, and they wet the carpet. It’s nearly impossible to house train them.
Ok, ok, you’re right.
Charlie, can I have a small jar full of air from somewhere near you?
…pretty please?
Sorry everyone, my dog’s already got a girlfriend. A French Bulldog named Madge.
What about your sock?
French? saucey
Love your site. Have you ever noticed that your picture makes you look somewhat Hasidic? Just wondering.
I’ll take you if nobody else will. Seriously, LOVE this site.
Sometimes I think you make this stuff up! How do they make it through life?
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hi
i recently stumbledupon your website (presumably submitted by yourself)
why don’t actually go up and do something if they make too much noise instead of being a little bitch and making a website devoted to it
bye
Me thinks you are missing the point of this website.
The point is not to complain, but to spread their knowledge to us all
Because bitching is much funnier in this case. Plus we are sort of his support group.
I will take you as well :) or I can deal with a recording of one of these in your voice along with a life size cardboard cutout or projection. I would prefer the first though.
Maybe they are also celebrating Canada Day on July 1?
I wonder if they said the same thing about April Fool’s Day being on April 1…I can hear it now: “April 1st sounds WAYYY too obvious-that’s when everyone expects it. It’s probably on the 18th this year to surprise us.”
And you said they went to college?
Go back to /b/, anon.
it’s amazing how stupid some ppl can be..
Well, things would be far less interesting if everybody had at least an average iq :D
oh god, oh god it hurts they’re so dumb. i mean, it literally hurts me.
that might just be because i’m laughing so hard i just snorted milk out my nose, though.