Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

05

“Ah, I’m so hungover!” I banged on the ceiling, but when your heart’s set on Patron, not even your all star neighbor can stop you

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  1. Meredith says:

    Tequila always wins!

  2. Amber says:

    Lol tequila ftw. I wonder if their I.Q drops another 50 points with each shot.

  3. HelloLovely says:

    ^^ of course it does lol

  4. Trippetta says:

    Despite popular belief, IQ measurements cannot go into negative numbers, so if the interval was 50 points, then they couldn’t have more than one shot.

  5. William says:

    Or they’re just permanently at 0.

  6. Madison says:

    I agree with William, haha.

  7. Shelbie says:

    IQ can drop into negative numbers. You’d believe it if you ever met my sister.

  8. vampiresquirrel says:

    I agree with Shelbie. People with negative IQs are the people you walk by on the street or in the mall and YOUR IQ drops by being near them.
    They’re the mental undead, feasting off of the living minds of others…. O_o I just creeped myself out.

  9. Grace says:

    Vampiresquirrel… Intersting analogy.

  10. Annabélle says:

    Such are the hazards of ignoring an AllStar neighbor… would that I were so lucky. I certainly wouldn’t take you for granted…

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