Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
09
I was gonna invite you to my birthday until I heard creepy Uncle Jim’s plan to turn the tables and have you “underneath him.”
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… can I come to you’re birthday!!??!?!
come to you’re birthday…
to you’re birthday….
you’re birthday….
you’re…
Yes…it’s very sad when people don’t realize “you’re” is the contracted form of “you are”.
…please tell me Uncle Jim is just your name for him D:
Ah. The creepy uncle. Everyone has one…. usually with a plain name too. Like John, Bob, Paul, or Jim. Good luck with that Charlie!
I’ll bring the cake! And have a happy birthday! :)
Creepy Uncle Jim has some of his own party plans ;D
At least they have you to protect them, Charlie…
Genius. He’ll save them at the last minute & they will love him.
…. I have an uncle Jim….. i do not plan on talking to him ever again….
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA THAT MADE MY DAY(:
Hmmm…. makes me want to talk to my Uncle Jim. Ha ha.
i dare you to give uncle jim the girls about you’s address ;D now that would be HIGH-larious.
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
these are some quality women. quality women indeed. do they know you?
When is your birthday?
Tomorrow.
Happy Birthday Charlie! (it is the 10th here in Australia already)
Happy birthday mate :), hope you have a great day and continue to overhear someof these brilliant things they say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!I’m a day early, but I might forget tomorrow… -.-;
Happy birthday! Mine’s on Tuesday!
happy birthday(:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE!! hope its a good one!
hahah my birthday is on the 19 :) Exciting knowing yours is so close too mine.
today is my birthday =)
Happy birthday Charlie!
Happy birthday!
Aww, happy Birthday :)
Happy birthday, Charlie! It’s also my son’s birthday. When I bake his cake, we’ll set aside a piece for you.
Why do you have a picture?
Happy Birthday Charlie! You bring much-needed humor to life and we love you!
Happy Birthday, Charlie :)
Happy Birthday Charlie! This site makes me laugh out loud every day.
Happy Birthday! Make sure to play the music extra loud so the girls can hear! :)
Happy Birthday!! And I’m sorry you have such relatives :P
Happy Birthday XD
Well, now I feel cliche. Happy birthday though. My present will be me. So when the girls have a party we can awkwardly dance together!
Happy birthday, Charlie!
Happy birthday, Charlie!
Have a wonderful birthday full of cake and beer and the awesome goodness that you deserve! :D
Happy birthday,Charlie!!!
Hello, I stumbled upon this site and I LOVE IT!!
I actually had a similar experience, living in the dorms I could hear everything my neighbors said and did, and I would listen in on them with my friends. It was hilarious. I love that you made a website about it. Keep it up!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday love.
I think if they’re good enough to be invited, then I certainly make the cut… and don’t worry, I can fight off uncle Jim.
too bad you have so many other damn fans jockeying for an invitation, too.
creepy…
And happy belated birthday man!!
Thanks for all the birthday love! I hope everyone had a great weekend.
Happy birthday!!
Hope you had a spastic/fun b.day Charlie! Mine is in a few days. (w00t!)
Happy Birthday Charlie(:
Happy Birthday! my birthday was on the 12th. :)